JesterRose1213

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[bucketofcrows]

sending my most loyal knight on increasingly dangerous missions because i want to see him crawling back bleeding out within an inch of his life or see him get possessed by the cursed blade as his morals start to crumble as he grows more bloodthirsty and ruthless but it turns out he's too good at his job so he just returns perfectly fine every time. what's even the fucking point

[bucketofcrows]

#In a shocking twist it was you his liege whose morals were becoming corrupted #The vizier gave you a cursed amulet to live out your fantasy but you never gave it away

hey listen you leave my amulet out of this. just because it glows eerily and my eyes have taken on the same color as its gemstone doesn't mean that i have been influenced in any way by it. the fact that i want to see my loyal knight get gravely injured and/or corrupted sexy style has nothing to do with whether or not i have been corrupted by the amulet. which i definitely have not been.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[bina-binrays]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[frightfullytreeish]

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[quietwingsinthesky]

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

[guzhuangheaven]

Legend of Zhen Huan + nail guards

[anxietyproblem]

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[brilcrist]

Resident Evil Requiem: Chreon short comic inspired by @naditwombly

I'm so sorry Grace, u still need to witness those oldmen's PDA after surviving such horror🙈

(PS: also thanks to my "daughter" @akatsuki-shin for filling n fixing the text)

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[cherry-x-blossom]

Can you tell what my favorite Leon Kennedy scene is 🥀

[starberrymatcha]

uh huh him with the chains in re4r is something else alright *fans myself of hotness