seriously, its delicious

Laying down some learning.

[myfaithisreal]

I was reading my Bible and I came across this verse:

And all I could think was:

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[margbarcis]

jesus of nazareth made this post

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind  

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[under-the-arch]

[salty-red-mage]

Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

[konoira-deactivated20210120]

Moses And The Burning Bush

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Is this prince of Egypt fanart because I am all over that.

[221cbakerstreet]

I mean isn’t the prince of egypt technically fanart itself

[what-even-is-thiss]

As a person that teaches Sunday School I feel that I can say this is 100% in character for both Moses and God.

[daddyslittlebot]

daddy’s little setheverman

[setheverman]

this blog should be terminated at once by god

[seawardboundsammy]

Why would god kill his own child?

[awkwardinnewyork]

He did it to Jesus, he can do it again

[setheverman]

damn, the god fandom going OFF

[uppityfemale]

Can someone please remind Jeff Sessions that Jesus was a child refuge brought by his mother to a safer place?

“Certain magoi(“wise men”/astrologers) come from “the East” to Herod, the Roman client king of Judaea, looking to honor a new ruler they have determined by a “star,” and Jesus is identified as the one. All this is bad news to Herod, and Herod acts in a pre-emptive strike against the people of Bethlehem and its environs. He kills all boys under two years of age in an atrocity that is traditionally known as “the massacre of the innocents” (Matthew 2.16–18).

But Joseph has been warned beforehand in a dream of Herod’s intentions to kill little Jesus, and the family flees to Egypt. It is not until Herod is dead that Joseph and Mary dare return, and then they avoid Judaea: Joseph “was afraid to go there” (Matthew 2.22) because Herod’s son is in charge. Instead they find a new place of refuge, in Nazareth of Galilee, far from Bethlehem.

Jesus’ earliest years were then, according to the Gospel of Matthew, spent as a refugee in a foreign land, and then as a displaced person in a village a long way from his family’s original home.”

https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/people-cultures-in-the-bible/jesus-historical-jesus/jesus-was-a-refugee/

[memehumor]

[casanova-lives]

Aristotle, known Catholic

[arctic-hands]

oh my gods

[stimman3000]

listen. im jewish but there is one VERY good part in the new testament. & thats the fact that theres a dragon that swears

[stimman3000]

*in a dragon accent*: fuck

[maeamian]

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

[maeamian]

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

[chromolume]

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

[a-few-small-plants]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

[resistdrumpf]

[anemotionallyunstablecreature-d]

God helps those who help themselves you dumb fucks

[konoira-deactivated20210120]

Moses And The Burning Bush

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Is this prince of Egypt fanart because I am all over that.

[221cbakerstreet]

I mean isn’t the prince of egypt technically fanart itself

[what-even-is-thiss]

As a person that teaches Sunday School I feel that I can say this is 100% in character for both Moses and God.

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?