The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
In "Unfinished Tales" there's a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin's company and this is literally how it went down:
15‑year-old boy steals public bus and drives more than 100 kilometers to take his girlfriend to school
Ein 15-Jähriger stiehlt in Wiesbaden einen Linienbus und fährt über 100 Kilometer bis Karlsruhe. Dort holt er seine 14 Jahre alte Freundin a
This trip to school was anything but ordinary: A 15-year-old stole a public bus and drove it over 100 kilometers. His goal: to take his girlfriend to school.
A 15-year-old boy from Mainz stole a public bus in Wiesbaden and drove it through rush-hour traffic for over 100 kilometers to Karlsruhe. There, he picked up his 14-year-old girlfriend at her home to take her to school.
According to the police, the boy had stolen the bus early Friday morning from the premises of a public transportation company. He reportedly opened the vehicle without using force and started it with a master key.
The bus was noticed to be missing late
"We don't know how he got hold of the keys or why he was able to drive the bus so well," said a police spokeswoman. It is also unclear why he drove his 14-year-old girlfriend to school in this unusual—and unauthorized—manner.
The disappearance of the bus, which had just been filled up with fuel the night before, was noticed at 6:00 a.m. Since it was initially assumed that a bus driver had taken the wrong bus, the incident was not reported to the police until around noon.
Teenager faces charges of theft
The investigation then led to Karlsruhe, where a police patrol spotted the bus around noon. Shortly before that, the 15-year-old had picked up his girlfriend.
The teenager now faces charges of theft and driving without a license. The police took him to his parents or guardians. The bus was undamaged, and no one was injured.
I sort of don't know how to respond to cute academia content on my feed. People are going to grad school! Leaning things! Yay!
I don't wanna be a huge bummer, and learning really is so much fun!
But I'm like this withered bitter crone over in the corner mumbling to myself about evil and heartbreak and wishing the children knew to save themselves from my fate
L'Art et la mode, no. 5, vol. 18, 30 janvier 1897, Paris. Vêtements de demi-saison. Dessin de M. de Solar. Bibliothèque nationale de France
Vêtement casaque, forme boléro, en soie changeante rose t vert. Empiècement de jais. Manches plissées en gaze raide noire formant trois volants. Le devant coquillé de gaze, l'empiècement de jais se continuant en pointe. Postillon de gaze derrière.
A short, bolero-style jacket made of iridescent pink and green silk. It features a jet embellishment and pleated sleeves of stiff black gauze forming three ruffles. The front is trimmed with gathered gauze, and the jet embellishment continues to a point. A gauze panel is attached at the back.
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Collet en taffetas glacé bleu et vert changeant. Épaulettes et bretelles de taffetas blanc recouvert de jais. Volants de gaze noire liserée de petits rubans de satin tissés dans la gaze. Joli col.
Collar in iridescent blue and green taffeta. Epaulets and straps of white taffeta covered with jet beads. Black gauze ruffles edged with small satin ribbons woven into the gauze. Pretty neckline.
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Vêtement en drap garni de satin blanc brodé de jais en bandes et en brandebourgs. Pointes de guipure beurre perlée de jais posées sur les manches nouvelles de forme.
Garment made of cloth trimmed with white satin embroidered with jet beads in stripes and frogging. Butter-colored guipure lace points, embellished with jet beads, are applied to the newly shaped sleeves.
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Vêtement casaquin, forme boléro court, en taffetas noir brodé de jais. Collerette de tulle noir. Nœuds de satin noir sur les épaules faisant coquillé, encadrant l'épaule. Manches de tulle noir plissé accordéon.
A short, bolero-style jacket made of black taffeta embroidered with jet beads. Black tulle collar. Black satin bows on the shoulders, forming a shell-like shape and framing the shoulder. Sleeves of black tulle pleated in an accordion style.
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Collet drap cocher. Empiècement rond en drap blanc soutaché guipure beurre sur dépassant de moire loutre. Cet empiècement tombe en étole sur le collet plissé très fin par bandes.
Coachman's cloth collar. Round yoke in white cloth trimmed with butter-colored guipure lace over an otter-colored moiré fabric. This yoke drapes like a stole over the very finely pleated collar, which is made of striped fabric.
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
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