Blargh?!

The names Jesse pardner. 28 they/them

[uzuriartonline]

Peter B Parker and Mayday. Happy Father’s Day!

[bingosomen]

[beatlesweatles]

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

[shammytelevision]

it is genuinely frustrating how down i would be to nuke my twitter presence if this website would revert the nsfw ban

[shammytelevision]

"haha trust me bestie you can still find porn on here"

I DO NOT WANT TO JUST BE ABLE TO FIND PORN I WANT TO BE FUCKING HUNTED BY IT, I WANT IT TO LEAP AT ME FROM EVERY CORNER, I WANT TO BE AFRAID

[demilypyro]

short mario has really been weird ever since these games went HD man

[pegasusbrain]

[rum053rum]

[newdoges]

[wh40kartwork]

Black Legion

by DanHuangDeFeiTui

[jet-teeth]

Hey just want to say I really love your style and I think your chaos terminators might be my favorite piece of fan art for them. You just made them look so sick!

I'm glad you like that one! The chaos termis are just super fun to draw. Here's another one for good measure:

[somecunttookmyurl]

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

[fade-steppin]

[somecunttookmyurl]

[somecunttookmyurl]

you. you get it.

[sacred-portal]

[rum053rum]

[ward-706]

I will forever simp for ghouls

[fromcommorragh]

Necron Overlord and c'tan shard by Kannovaku on twitter

[woodmeat]

“have you any exotic plants, herb merchant?”

nay

tis only reginold

[mudaship39]

“Thou knew he hadst to done so amoungst thee.” 

[ablaske]

listen I’m going to kill you with my bare hands

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

[tatooineknights]

Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍

[chongoblog]

Why is Justin Bieber snappin a pic with Doomguy?

[don-omar-official]

Cole Sprouse and Robocop