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quick reminder that i'm jewish and from israel and if you don't vive with that then 1. how does it feel to be an antisemite 2. block so won't have to see you in my notifs
airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap
remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks
something i do think is funny is when people try to criticise bruce for his no kill rule by being like "and everybody always has to follow his rules🙄" as if the rule isn't literally,, don't kill people. like. i do not know how to explain to you that killing is bad. killing is the people killer. do we know this. i feel like it is not that extreme to say that bruce is justified in not liking when people close to him are murderers.
This conversation going on for years lmao but this shit right here pissed me right off
NO TF HE ISN’T. Let’s use our brains here and remember that most of them have a no kill rule, including the other gotham vigilantes.
1, he has tried to kill him and Superman stopped him.
2, he has specifically chosen not to save him and like a cockroach Joker lived.
3, EVEN IF THEY KILL HIM HE COMES BACK OR A NEW ONE POPS UP. Like im sorry but in this case killing him is just more fucking dangerous. You’re literally moving from a position of knowing he’s alive + knowing where he is for the most part to one where you would be behind, you’d have to one recognize the guy that was dead may now be alive again, two prove it’s not a fucking copy cat and then three do everything else including figuring out why tf he’s back.
The fandom needs to understand that, apart from Jason, the rest of the Batfam does not want one of them to kill the Joker. Others don't necessarily wants him to die. Cassandra would never agree that he needs to be murdered. Barbara also disagrees with the Joker being murdered. Dick does not want one of them to kill the Joker either. Damian is also against murder now and has told the family they shouldn't work with Jason because he's a murderer. Bruce is the one having dreams about killing the Joker violently, not the others. Alfred has multiple times talk Bruce out of killing the Joker. Gordon has also stopped Batman from killing the Joker.
"Literally only Bruce contests this and he is wrong" Please, read a comic, and get better morals. Being against murder, even of one single man, because humans shouldn't take each others' life isn't "wrong".
Anyway, y'all only want the Joker dead because of what he did to Jason, no because he is "the worst", because, really, other rogues have done as much if not worse (Bludhaven was completely destroyed by Deathstroke dropping Chemo on it, killing nearly everyone in the city. He did this just to get at Dick. Poison Ivy has fed innocent people alive to carnivorous plants and listened as they slowly got digested. Etc, etc...)
They also only want Joker dead because he is one of the only few villains they know of through fanon, like, my guys. Brainiac destroys PLANETS
being a comic fan feels like i'm constantly trying to play catch up. sure I may have read fifty runs but there are twenty more my mutuals are always blogging about that i've never even heard of. sure I can identify most of the members of the justice league from a double page spread but i can't name all of them and certainly not all their powers. as soon as i read another comic run a new one i've never heard of takes my attention before i can conquer the rest of my to-read list and the cycle repeats ad infinitum
HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?
Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you
The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
saying batman created his rogues because they are obsessed with and pursue him is the same logic used to blame women for leading on or attracting a stalker. it is straight up victim blaming and I refuse to touch it
I think Talia Al Ghul would like gorgeous transfem bruce even more than regular bruce
and also if you go with some people hcs that talia is courting bruce but he never accepts then in a world where transfem bruce exists then bruce would be MUCH more likely to accept courting gifts in the form of jaw dropping dresses and stunning jewelry. I think transfem bruce, start of transitioning, despite having money would be hesitant to buy herself anything feminine out of insecurity but getting gifts that are both feminine and to her taste would be really touching.
i dont know how to explain it anymore, just transfem bruce unable to refuse gifts from people who actually see her as a woman and Talia absolutely loving this fact when courting her
Inspired by this lovely post by @imsorrybruce
"What is the meaning of this " Batman grunted from his seat
Hal huffed at Batman's tone and flipped one of the rocks- Purple, reflective and every side looked like a brand new ocean wave, a never ending tide-
"what, didn't you want to take a sample to study from Za'hrat ? Here's your sample" Hal imagines Batman's eyes must be narrowed behind the white lenses
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Three months ago Hal Jordan found himself stumbling into a red sun planet called Za'hrat with Batman, courtesy of a mission that needed the justice league's detective and a Green Lantern.
When they landed Bruce stood with his boots in the sand , he stared straight ahead at the endless blue clouds drizzling softly , he was curious of what the rain's color would be so he lifted a hand , he was pleasantly surprised to find the drops painting his glove an opaque light blue reminiscent of the hue their own sky held , he had never seen water this color.
His obvious wonder and repressed fascination with the discovery made Hal smirk, he knew Batman would appreciate Za'hrat's beauty.
It's one of Hal's favorite planets to stop by. the orange skies behind pale blue clouds made for a beautiful picture , when flowers as Dark as the night sky bloomed in their season
the soft petals always reminded Hal of a one dark knight's cape
He just wished Bruce could've seen it.
"Hal, focus." All the thoughts of softness left his mind and pulled into sudden clarity when Batman presented him with a Rock, a very fuzzy rock. " scan This with your ring," huh? Hal's confused expression met Batman's blank, cowled face , he shrugged and moved to scan the Rock , only then did he notice Batman using his cape as a makeshift bag, storing multiple types of shiny star filled Rocks and solid spheres. holding it close to his chest protectively
His chest expanded in fondness at the sight , he couldn't pretend to say no " Sure."
Hal very much didn't know that the very safe rocks on Za'hrat are spiritual and connected to their home planet, the people of Za'hrat were kind in their rejection and refusal to allow Batman to carry seven samples back to earth. Even the suggestion of one sample was met with a firm no. It was strange to Hal
The Zu'hoor always allowed Him to take souvenirs out of the planet itself.
His chest puffed with pride at besting Batman this time
Hal turned to Bruce with his words on the tip of his tongue, the slight sag in Bruce's shoulders made him hesitate and the joke he was about to say a far away thought now, Bruce looked fine. He looks like he always did , but Hal can't bring himself to joke about it this time
The ride back to the watchtower was silent
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"do you want it or not?" Hal put down the purple Rock for a Teal colored one, with the pattern not unlike Mint running like veins across the middle , rubbing his thumb roughly on its surface, the hints of uncertainty in his voice well hidden "just so you know I worked my butt off to get these," for you.
As if Batman read his thoughts, his earlier gruffness disappeared and For a second Hal almost believed that Batman blushed under the cowl. he grunted, and then reached for the black colored one, with sharp edges and tiny stars scattered around all over it like a version of the Galaxy, pressed by ground to mimic what's beyond the skies. this too, reminded him of Bruce
Bruce sighed and pushed the cowl back to reveal his face, more beautiful than any sight Hal's eyes fell on- tinted with the faintest pink high on his cheekbones he smiled at him and Hal felt his own cheeks heat up.
Bruce's mouth curved into a soft smile, finally looking up from the dark pebble in his hand "Hal," his eyes met Hal's , the lantern's breath hitched "Thank you."
Fuck
HalBru penguin courting rituals aka Hal beinging Bruce pretty alien pebbles to study
OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌
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im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
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my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
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im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
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obsessed with this sidebar i found in a christain scripture website article about the timeline of the bible's construction
This is my new favorite meme.
@jewishmuppet #whatever the reasons, the showrunners decided not to include my fanfiction in their show
kinda hate the (almost exclusively pejorative) term “organized religion”, as if the only form of religion is some kind of diy spirituality you do by yourself. kind of hyper-individualistic really.
and a big fuck-you to religions where their entire thing is being community-focused.
tf did a minyan ever do to you?
It's for the sort of people who consider themselves "spiritual but not religious." Just once I'd like to find someone who describes themselves as "religious but not spiritual" to even things out.
I have seen that a handful of times among some Jews. (Yes, there are agnostic and atheist Orthodox Jews!)
atheist and ex-Oethodox Jew here!
I have deep respect for most of our practices as well as the philosophy that underlies them and the community we create.
does G-d exist? no. do I feel spiritual connections to stuff or places? not really.
doesn't make me less Jewish in any way.
oh, yeah, I describe myself as religious-not-spiritual all the time!
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.