It’s funny in fanfiction when sam is blithely teasing dean about the pronunciation of destiel and dean is like. White knuckle grip car door. And then sam starts talking about SASTIEL and Dean goes. OKAY ALRIGHT enough. Shut the fuck up. His stance on the issues. Sastiel: bad and wrong!
Another classic how do I know Dean is in love with cas because sam isn’t. Sam hears about supernatural the musical and is like oh okay. Interesting. Interesting what they’ve done with the place (our lives). And why don’t people ship ME en masse with our buddy. What if I wanted to be shipped en masse with our buddy. But dean winchester. Is crashing the fuck out. Shut the fuck up don’t talk about you and cas being together. Shut the fuck up don’t talk about me and cas being together. Why don’t we all shut the fuck up and maybe we’ll be happier. Which. Imo a more intense echo of the sam dean cosplayers where Dean and sam both roll their eyes at them but Dean is the one who way too loudly goes. OH. THAT’S COOL. GOODBYE. when he finds out they’re gay
And it very clearly like. Sam isn’t earnestly going man what about MY fan fiction. Sam is poking his brother. sam rolls from okay dean im done joking about destiel I’ll be serious now I’ll talk about what’s serious. Sastiel. While going :-) the whole time. And Dean is crazy prickly the whole time and has reverted to incredibly lame comebacks because he’s discombobulated and not thinking at Clifford the big dead dog level he’s thinking at. I want you to do that thing you do where you shut up. Levels. Because ? Why is it that Dean shuts down any mention of cas in a relationship with 1) a man 2) someone Dean knows ? by throwing middle school insults ?











