stuck in the middle

Janelle Hansen That's not sweat dripping from my pores, that's sarcasm. Jewelry Designer, Model and ATL Groupie.

[gladiolus---amicitia]

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

[jadmolga-deactivated20140615]

[golddiggerr-deactivated20170223]

BERNICE

[jamgurl73-deactivated20210503]

Don’t fuck with Bernice!

[stop]

Bernice is my cousin yall

[teamrocketing]

before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out

[foodchewer]

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

[grindlebone]

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

[tygermama]

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

[sunrisenebula]

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

[jfc-janelle-blog]

Fuck me right? Computer broke.

[unclefather]

[godaime-deactivated20170420]

when the science side of tumblr tries to be funny i get like? uhm that’s not ur job go read a book nerdo 

[bewbin]

proton?

[godaime-deactivated20170420]

they’re trying to communicate 

[vasuki-blog]

Lorde is barely 17 with two hit songs and a hit album and a million dollars yet you all feel like making fun of her appearance so you can seem relevant and edgy

[yeezuis]

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

[qrsive]

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

[elkian]

why do advertisers humanize food products

[thesylverlining]

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

[orzosalad]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

[jfc-janelle-blog]

Jesus. Everyone leave Kendall alone. Like none of you have ever made a mistake.

[dreamonclifford-deactivated2017]

5 Seconds of Summer perform “She Looks So Perfect” on Billboard Music Awards 2014

[jfc-janelle-blog]

Watching the billboard music awards.

[peteosborn]

[jfc-janelle-blog]

Look who fell asleep.