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briar daniels // xix // enfp —&&; ( honey, you’re a goddamn wildfire. you choose who you b u r n. )

[jfcbriar]

okay so i have to leave to go to the hospital with my mom right now but i finally have internet again so i’ll be back here to reply to everyone plus starters as soon as I can!!! sorry i was gone so long

[brcwneyedd]

That is the point where you just turn around and slap them, dear. I’m telling you, too many guys out there think that’s just okay when in fact if you get me? You’ll be leaving without a hand.

[jfcbriar]

Trust me, the thought crossed my mind more than once, however; the odds weren’t exactly in my favor considering he had at least seven inches and fifty pounds on me. So I decided it best just to walk away that time.

[claraidiot-blog]

What the fuck? That’s so gross- If that happened to me I wouldn’t be able to control my anger and I’d probably end up punching the guy. Luckily I don’t think you’d be able to catch anything from his hands on your ass, especially since you were probably wearing jeans- I’m assuming anyway. But yeah, maybe you should get checked out anyway, just hope stupidity like that isn’t contagious.

[jfcbriar]

I didn’t really see much of his face, just a leaning tower of muscle. The guy probably had about fifty pounds on me, but had I not got out of there when I did I probably would have tried to swing anyways. I’m just disgusted I guess - I burned those jeans as soon as I got home and took a hot bubble bath to cleanse myself.

[tfscbastian]

Do you have a better description of him? I mean ‘fuckboy’ is alright, but I’m pretty sure that narrows it down to about half of Seattle boys. You could file a report on him if it really upset you. Stop him from getting anyone else. Are you alright though?

[jfcbriar]

I’m sorry officer, had I gotten a better look at his face I probably would have punched him in it and you’d be taking me away in cuffs. I wish I could give you more but unfortunately I had to walk away while I still had control over the situation. I’m fine now though, thanks for asking.

[jfcbriar]

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[jfcbriar]

if you could marry the shit out of anyone in seattle, who would it be??

Definitely the pizza delivery guy, he understands the way into my heart.

[jfcbriar]

anyone you think you'd like to know better?

Hmm..this is a tough one. I guess if I had to choose three people Mason would definitely be one! Seriously, his tweets are hilarious so I’d love to know more about the guy behind them. Maybe Indie as well, I adore her!  I don’t know, she has an interesting personality and I’d like to figure out more about her. And I guess the last person would be Brandon. I mean, I know I know him, but I just feel like there’s a lot he doesn’t say. Really though I’d love to get to know everyone better!

[jfcbriar]

[jfcbriar]

@kaiwatson: PSA: briar is the reAL bottom

@kaiwatson: ha the real bottom of seattle hahahaha

@brixr: @kaiwatson wouldn't knw wat a bottom looks like bc im 2 busy on top!!!

[nikoffs]

So, what I’ve gathered is that the guy’s an asshole and airports aren’t kind to you but what does that have to do with being checked? And for what? Lice? Communicable diseases? A patdown?

[jfcbriar]

Both are very true, but I feel like that ass wipe had some sort of disease. I mean why else would he believe it okay to put his hands on my ass? Guys can just be disgusting.

[nocaspar-blog]

And you didn’t turn around and punch him in the face? I’m surprised. Where’d you run off to, Briar? It’s been a hot minute. 

[jfcbriar]

You and me both. He had about fifty pounds on me though and I’m pretty sure I would have broke my knuckles rather than his nose had I tried. You know, I just got a little homesick, wanted to check in on my mom I guess. But I’m back, and speaking of hot, look at you!

[ameliaxhudson-blog-deactivated2]

I don’t know I mean I was in a coma for like 4 or 5 days who knows? But either way this place is horrible. We could donate our hair to charity and rock the bald look, you have the cutest face with or without hair. Honestly at this point I think he would actually do that.

[jfcbriar]

That’s rough, I can’t imagine an hour in a coma let alone possibly five days, what happened? If you don’t mind me asking of course. I’m sure if we ever did that people would pay millions for your hair, the color and curl is beyond amazing. I know I’d pay my stylist hundreds if she could pull a miracle and get my hair like that. And do you think? Is he really that rough right now?

[awwwwwablog]

Guys like that honestly need to seek help because touching people without their permission is so fucking nasty. Like, did he actually think you would say yes? Fuckboys, honestly.. they have no logic. But! I’m glad your bottom self is back in Seattle. I hate to admit it but I’ve missed you a lot.. it was weird not having someone to rant about yogurt with. Plus, I don’t know.. I kind of need my friends right now.

[jfcbriar]

I know right? At least ask for my name first or buy me a cup of coffee. I’m aware my standards aren’t that high but they do exist. I guess you’ve gotta love fuckboys, don’t you? I’m glad to be back as well, I think out of everyone I missed you the most. I’m here now though, and you can rant to me about yogurt or anything else you’d like, which by the sound of it you have a lot of ranting you need to do. What’s been going on?

[jfcbriar]

@kingleo: @brixr only maybe , 'course. & me in particular 😏

@brixr: @kingleo maybe, depends on the day ;)

[jfcbriar]

@brixr: nothing better than hot tea & netflix

[jfcbriar]

So basically this is why I think I need to get checked. I was at the airport waiting for my luggage on that stupid round-a-bout thing – the only thing that’s really stupid about it is that they don’t let you ride it. But anyways, so the guy comes over the loud speaker and announces to grab what is your’s and exit to the left to keep the line moving, right? So this fuckboy behind me puts his hands on my ass and asks me if he can claim it as his tonight – as if! And yeah, I’m pretty sure he had something and it definitely wasn’t game.

[jfcbriar]

@kaiwatson: @brixr BITCH ???? UR THE FUCKIN BOTTOM ???

@brixr: @kaiwatson OK U LISTEN HERE CHEAPOS, IM A TOP !!! T - TO THE O - TO THE PPP