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@jfcleviticus-blog
You didn’t know about the dollar menu?
No. Shit. I don't think they had those where I lived. Or maybe it's because I don't go to McDonald's too often. But I also didn't know about Mexican take-out, so now I have a decision to make.
Hell yeah they did.
I need to get to the nearest McDonald's. ASAP.
Mexican take out is the best thing to happen since the McDonald’s Dollar Menu. Thank God for food on a budget.
... Wait, they did that?
I don’t think I’ve slept this much in forever… Oops?
How long did you sleep for?
No. It was terrible.
Today I saw this couple making out when I was walking to class. She scratched his neck and growled, and then he barked at her. I'm not paying to see this shit.
You’d be surprised, it can get pretty damn intense.
I'd bet. What exactly were you painting?
Because we are, in fact, not twenty one. And my boss would fire me.
Who said you have to tell your boss? But fine, fair enough. Did you manage to get the smell out?
I’m just trying to take a nap but my lower body smells like alcohol and it’s seriously fucking it up.
I should probably ask how and why you're working at a bar, but instead I'm going to ask why you haven't brought me free alcohol yet.
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ROWAN ⇄ LEVITICUS
ROWAN: Now I'm laughing at you.
ROWAN: You should wait for me and we can take that shower together.
ROWAN: Sure, that's totally what it was. But, yes, I need to show you Peter Pan, remember?
LEVITICUS: How rude.
LEVITICUS: Fair enough, but I'd hurry if I were you. It's starting to dry against my skin.
LEVITICUS: What else could it be? Ah, right, yes, that.
Public Service Announcement: never work at a bar. The smell of vodka doesn’t like to come out of pants.
Oh my god. That’s some pretty long lengths.
I had to be sure I would catch him. S'totally normal lengths.
But they kill all the bad bugs.
Doesn't mean they have to bother me.
That’s why the made spatulas. I think I use my spatula more for killing spiders than I ever do baking or cooking.
Well. I'd hope that if you use it for killing spiders, you wouldn't also use it for cooking.
I haven’t slept in thirty-eight hours, I have enough caffeine in my system to probably take down a fully grown mountain lion, and it’s most likely going to take a minimum of three showers to get all the paint off of my hands. BUT I’m officially free from this piece that’s been haunting my dreams for the last week and a half, so I think I’ve earned myself an internet beak.
Shit, who knew painting could be so strenuous?
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ ROWAN ⇄ LEVITICUS
ROWAN: So, you forgot to give me your number, so I took it upon myself to search through the school records and get it.
ROWAN: Joke, I actually got it from one of your brothers.
ROWAN: Funny story, I went up to him and I totally thought he was you and I was like: "I didn't get your number." He looked really confused, so I was like: "You aren't Levi, are you?"
ROWAN: And now we're here.
LEVITICUS: I probably shouldn't be laughing at you, but I just spilled chocolate milk all over myself doing so.
LEVITICUS: Which, thanks for that, by the way. Now I have to take a second shower.
LEVITICUS: Flattering that you searched for my number so adamantly, though. Need something?
You haven’t got it yet?! Oh my goodness!
He's a speedy little fucker. I'm trying my best.
