don't keep me guessing

felix reynolds "never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive."

[ayjames]

My ass isn’t as toned, walking doesn’t come as easily.

[jfsfelix]

And that's my problem because?

[nsfwrian]

Too much Gossip Girl again?

[jfsfelix]

I would have mentioned it if that were the issue.

[ayjames]

Just come over. I need to stop fucking people I’m not supposed to, you can help me.

[jfsfelix]

I'm not getting up. Why is that I'm required to get up for you?

[ayjames]

You said you could easily find someone else, but if that was the case why would your wrists be hurting?

[jfsfelix]

I've been too lazy. Energy's up and running now, though, so if you're just going to sit there, I'll go looking for someone.

[ayjames]

Why your wrists’ve been aching, yeah?

[jfsfelix]

What do you mean?

[ayjames]

Sure.

[jfsfelix]

Eh, you don't sound all that eager. I can find someone else.

[ayjames]

Not too good with keeping up with mood swings, I apologize.

[jfsfelix]

Mine wasn't that massive. Are you in or not?

[akselsup]

I think the master poet Kendrick Lamar worded it quite eloquently when he stated, “Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.”

[jfsfelix]

No one's killin' your vibe, you nerd.

[ayjames]

Dunno, you seemed to change your mind last time.

[jfsfelix]

That was then, this is now. Get with the gig.

[ftkayla]

What… Oh. Oh… I’m thinking you should get a hobby, ever thought of shuffleboard?

[jfsfelix]

There you go, babe. Shuffleboard? I'm fine with just lying here. I'd rather do this than that.

[ayjames]

You actually sure you want that?

[jfsfelix]

Why wouldn't I?

[akselsup]

One more week, one more super duper week, one more super spectacular, extra fantastical, extra magical week!

[jfsfelix]

[ftkayla]

But how do your hands hurt from doing nothing?

[jfsfelix]

Oh, come on, Kayla.

[ayjames]

I think it’d be a little foolish of me to assume you’re an avid gamer.

[jfsfelix]

That would be extremely foolish of you. You could always take over for me, though.

[ayjames]

Your hands are aching. What’re you, sixty-five?

[jfsfelix]

There's only reason as to why my hands would be aching. Well, really, my wrists are aching.

[jfsfelix]

I've been so miserably bored the past few days and my hands are now aching. The disadvantages of allowing your bed to reel you in every single time you're about to get up. I need real motivation because I've been lacking it lately.

[s3zi]

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.

J. R. R. Tolkien (via istegalbeimir)