jojo

23. California. I'm always bored.

[aus-yeezus]

[1617]

i'm such a "no no, it's okay" person with tears in eyes

[tenetke]

marvel studios: how can we make the captain marvel movie as 90′s as possible?

marvel studios:

ah, perfect

[astound]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

[gay-irl]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Jesus

[transbloke]

I only have so much time in my day, so ...

[memeclassheroes]

[alameerw-deactivated20230409]

I wish loyalty becomes the new trend

[birdnormal]

“nonbinary” is not a third gender for which the sole pronoun set is they/them

[parasiteeve-archive]

Transmeds, TERFs, and other transphobes who listen to My Chemical Romance are fake fans

[parasiteeve-archive]

all of this yet transphobes still think they’re allowed to listen to their music in the slightest? lmao….embarrassing

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

me, sobbing in the corner: fuckign suberb you funky lil emo man

[meangirlnurse]

gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays 

[meangirlnurse]

gentiles will be like “are you going to fly across the country to be with your family for Hanukkah? also do you really need time off for Yom Kippur” 

[lesbian-bookworm]

Not to make you my teacher but if you dont mind what are the most significant Jewish holidays/what they mean

Ive tried to google it but i usually only find christian bullshit

If you dont wanna thats all good to

[meangirlnurse]

hey! it’s admirable to want to know more. i’d recommend checking out JewFAQ’s Gentile’s Guide to the Holidays as sort of a short entry point. if you want more information on any of the specific holidays mentioned, you can check out the individual articles for those holidays under the “times” tab 😊

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Fabric Juice

[dashbeardconfessional]

outfit soup

[yehudah]

my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard

me who knows exactly whats coming:

[yehudah]

parent: comes home and slams the door with more force than usual

me:

[jammerraccoon]

my mom: stands on the porch with her arms crossed with that im very angry at you face tm on me already knowing what she is going to yell at me for: 

[realjerma985-archive-deactivate]

my mom: walks with heavy steps through the house.

me:

[palenoface]

my mom : walks loud & fast in the hallway towards my room

me :

[mentallydobious]

Ya’ll, uuuh, I think, maybe, your home life might not have been so super healthy.... ?

[yehudah]

yes thats the point.

[myfoethedeer]

That's exactly the point.

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[kamiyu910]

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

[annabellioncourt]

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

[blueboxkitten]

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of