fmdbenji:
[ ✉️→ 👶 ] : would anyone really believe i was your fiancé when i’m pulling your pigtails? [ ✉️→ 👶 ] : i’m sure ceo kim is too busy changing diapers to turn a head at that. good try though ;) [ ✉️→ 👶 ] : your own shampoo? i’m so proud. everything a dad could ask for [ ✉️→ 👶 ] : you just gave a list of at least two things that’s not to like [ ✉️→ 👶 ] : there will be no astrology slander on my watch. and also i like fire signs [ ✉️→ 👶 ] : how could we have known each other this long, and you haven’t been converted to benjomedy
[ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : i only wore pigtails that one time and it’s because bc forced me. [ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : but i’ve gotten really good at pretending to like things i don’t so this should be a breeze. [ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : okay grumpy homebody. [ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : i will slander who i want and i prefer water signs generally. [ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : i’m a fire sign tho so i take that as your declaration of love. [ ✉️→ 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ] : sounds like some weird cult thing, i’m not into it.









