She really said, "just so it's on the public record, my fiancé and I both have big dicks." Good for them.

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She really said, "just so it's on the public record, my fiancé and I both have big dicks." Good for them.
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the world's youngest sommelier: now here we have a very full-bodied red, from one of our smaller vineyards. very pungent, floral nose. tasting it, we get a very herbaceous front taste with distinct notes of......yucky,?
using "drugs" as a moral category will have people saying shit like "adderall isn't a drug because i don't feel any effects from it except the effects i feel, which are why i take it"
🔥 A gorgeous little puma cub checking out a wildlife cam 🔥
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not an author’s note but it made me stop scrolling and laugh so hard I cried
The Get Down (2016-2017) Gamble Everything (S01E10)
whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace
well i'm haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism
maybe they would be within your comprehension if you listened to women more..
you're right. i'm sorry women
so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
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If you get the chance to, always thank cleaning/sanitation staff such as janitors, maids, and trash collectors. Make it known that you appreciate and value the job they do.
Cleaning/sanitation jobs are some of the most vital jobs in society, without them we'd be buried in our own trash and all public spaces would quickly become unsafely unhygienic. Despite how vital their role is to society they're often treated poorly and generally looked down on by the rest of society. Treating them with respect and kindness and letting them know you appreciate the job they do can go a long way in making their day and their job in general better, and you do want happy cleaning/sanitation workers because of how important they are.