What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
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okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.
I love shit like this.
I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~
I love this post. If I may, an addition of a fact of biology and chemistry that I like to use to blow people’s minds:
Combustion and photosynthesis are the same chemical process. Combustion is the exothermic version of the process, and photosynthesis is the endothermic version. Solar energy is bound via photosynthesis, and combustion (which also includes the fundamental process of digestion) releases that energy.
Here’s the basic chemical equation:
CO2 + Water + Energy ——> Carbohydrates + O2
That’s photosynthesis. Plants take water and carbon dioxide from the air and soil. They use energy from the sun to fuse them into carbohydrate materials - wood, grass, leaves, flowers, fruits, vegetables, anything plant-based. It’s really pretty amazing that they’re able to take a gas and water and turn it into physical matter, with help from nutrients in the soil.
Now here’s the reverse:
Carbohydrates + O2 —–> CO2 + Water + Energy
That’s combustion. The most obvious example is literally burning something, like a piece of wood. Fire needs oxygen to breathe, and the burning gives off CO2 gas, water vapor, and energy in the form of heat and light.
But on a more fundamental level, your body also “burns” carbohydrates in the form of food you eat, which also requires oxygen and produces CO2 and water in your body, which you exhale and excrete, and energy to run your body systems.
If you eat something that’s not a carbohydrate - like protein or fat - it’s the same thing, really, it’s just that there’s another step between you and the plant matter, i.e. the animal that ate it, and then you ate the animal.
But really, when you get really down to it…the fundamental purpose of ALL of these process is to convert solar energy to a form that animal life can utilize. We are all solar powered. The vehicle for that solar energy is the plants we eat, or the plants eaten by animals that we then eat.



























