bureau of unemployment

20s | college student | bts ot7

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BTS:

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hyyh yoonkook part 1 / 2

end of the world — ariana grande

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happy pride to my doomed eternal lovers!

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couldn't sleep so i made a jimin edit

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jungkook pinning jin's arm behind his back in bed 😅🥹

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i don't use Spotify anymore but this will always be my legacy <3

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did you eat the baby?

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the bts as fanfic websites was shockingly perfect LMAO i actually laughed like you captured them perfectly i love it

im glad u liked it!

i have like 489384921392489 different "bts as ___" scenarios from when i got bored on vc with my other army friends and tormented them with it. I think very critically about all my designations because bts has infested my brain in almost every department of my life.

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bts as tiktok content creators (if they weren't idols... obvi):

jin: street interviever who asks stupid questions

yoongi: rarely posts; only makes posts when stitching crazy content and saying "what is wrong with you all"

hoseok: dance covers/trends

namjoon: booktoker

jimin: fashion creator who can style skinny jeans/day in my life content

taehyung: cursed costumes/makeup, limited audio, no caption, no explanation

jungkook: thirst trap male chef

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bts as mildly (?) infuriating things

jin: trial cancellation links on websites conveniently not working so u get charged for it

yoongi: windows 10 support ending

hoseok: google ai rhyming apple with banana by writing bapple

namjoon: belt loop getting stuck on the door handle

jimin: the ratio of hot dogs to hot dog buns being uneven

taehyung: doordasher eating half your burger

jungkook: professor waiting two weeks to respond to your email

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bts as scammers:

jin: selling pictures of furniture online but saying its real furniture

yoongi: charging for studio time but giving them the wrong address

hoseok: could never scam

namjoon: nigerian prince who needs ur help

jimin: hot single in your area who wants to meet you, steals ur ssn instead

taehyung: pretends to be the IRS collecting claims through gamestop giftcards

jungkook: runs a kbbq place that fines customers for leaving leftovers

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bts as fanfiction websites:

jin: instagram dms (he roleplays)

yoongi: fanfiction.net (he doesnt know that other websites exist)

hoseok: youtube audio fics

namjoon: ao3

jimin: wattpad (he loves a good romance)

taehyung: twt socmed aus

jungkook: tumblr imagines

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bored as hell rn so i'm gonna post "bts as __" stuff from my drafts

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how hasn't showing humans ads every 5-10 minutes been classified as a form of psychological torture yet

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Vii in Tomodachi Life

someone send over a hottie to save him </3

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aome drawings of vmin as The Legend of Zelda characters (Jimin as Princess Zelda and Taehyung as Zelda’s Sheikah caretaker, Impa)

… you can def tell which one of these was my warm up sketch lmaoo

I def wanna do a Zelda au for the boys and already have their roles picked out! It's based more on the BOTW timeline with my own creative liberties

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tanniekawa....

[jjungkkook]

(cr. movewithsope)