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i am a menace

[weirdplutoprince]

why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

[stability]

[eebie]

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

[angelicguy]

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

[escuerzoresucitado]

[misanthropemom]

Masterclass in darning

[alexaloraetheris]

This is quantum physics in theory (incomprehensible unless you're a hardore math simp) but in practice it is Black Magic (you have to sell your soul and sanity in order to perform it).

[taylornprice]

little cove

[anarchblr]

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[glutko]

I've gone too deep into Wookieepedia.

[cosmonautroger]

[jerichomere]

Additionally,

[vevader3]

Clearly comic strip artists have a shared trauma of overdue library books

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[mich-al]

[foone]

[reemillustrated]

a reminder

[curseworm]

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

[curseworm]

[libertineangel]

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

[clearcutcasualty]

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[malibuklaus]

goomba

[malibuklaus]