Jim the computer guy

Jim the intern - Programmer Section @ Maliwan [Borderlands OC blog, rp & ask]

[foone]

COMPUTER! Show me... THE BIG ONE.

(based on these two posts, of course)

[littlealienproducts]

[jimmystarlight]

Majestic creechur

[maliwan-official]

Hey, do you guys know any way to get invited to the Maliwan office parties? Like, the one's on yachts? I'm really looking to show the crowd my killer music taste and talk with wealthy hotties-I mean men. Business men for business.

I wish I knewwww!!!! Liek- i heard cool stuff abt thos parties but i'm just a lowly intern and i can only hear rumours abt them an nothing else :((((((

- Jim

Usually, there are some rings to jump before being able to do that. The organizer is the one who hires/invites people for the party, and many people go through a bunch of screenings to even get to the list for being selected. Then I guess it becomes only a matter of seeing if the young master oh god i'm cringing calling him like that randomly picks you from the list.

I have no clue about who is the current "party planner", otherwise I'd have told you to echo-mail them and wished you luck.

- Hifumi

[seasonschange32]

Dang it! Now How am I supposed to bust down to pure/honey while trying to rizz up some wealthy boys??

[maliwan-official]

HOLD ON I HAEV AN IDEA lemme just uhhhhh try a thingie here

- Jimmy

[jimmystarlight]

sorry, coulnd't hack the boss' echo: got found out.

[demondepresso]

OC-tober -> Day 5 Weakest OC

For this prompt, I chose Jimmy: the most vanilla extract person in the whole Borderlands universe!

A innerworlder not used to the whole crazyness of the border planets. He's just a leetol guy, a bit clumsy, loves pastels, omegaverse fanfic, cursed furbies and working with computers.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[officialhyperion]

"Atlas: State of the Art"

And what a state it is in ...

[atlas-official]

Yes, a state of perfection is quite a difficult concept to grasp. Don’t worry, you might get there one day kiddo!

[officialhyperion]

You are: Back!

We assumed you were currently being invaded by Pangolin! Anshin! A group of toddlers trick-or-treating!

Or: A strong pollen season. 😉

[maliwan-official]

Question from one of our interns (not me I swear): did the pornstache go or defected during the last siege?

[gaygunpowder]

Last time I saw Rhys he was still wearing the shitstache, so unfortunately it's probably still there.

[jimmystarlight]

Aw, dang, I lost ten bucks then :(

[resurgent-king]

brb uploading the entire bee movie script to your database

[ACCESS DENIED]

[GOOD TRY KIDDO BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. SUCK MY PIXELATED BALLS! - HJ69]

[askthepandoranhero]

Man if only a tech genius could give Anon a hand here…hm…🌟

[angel-the-siren]

👀

[askthepandoranhero]

👀

[jimmystarlight]

Can I help Anon too?

[jimmystarlight]

Taht energy drink I tried teh other day made me trip so hard that I had to taek a week of sick leave >w<"""""""

[darkecho]

i t w a s n i c e t o m e e t y o u

[jimmystarlight]

W-

Who are you????

[jimmystarlight]

Taht energy drink I tried teh other day made me trip so hard that I had to taek a week of sick leave >w<"""""""

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[darkecho]

W e l c o m e t o t h e n i n t h d i m e n s i o n

[jimmystarlight]

i haev rEacHed tH- tHe traScendetAL sTate

[darkecho]

D r i n k t h e c o l o u r s ! T o u c h t h e m u s i c !

[jimmystarlight]

d r i n k t h e c o l o u r s t o u c h t h e m u s i c t a s t e t h e n u m b e r s

[darkecho]

B r e a k t h r o u g h t h e t e r r o r d o m e !

D r i n k f r o m t h e f o u n t a i n o f i n f i n i t e b l i s s!

[jimmystarlight]

b r e a k t h r o u g h e t e r n i t y a n d i n f i n i t y t h r h o u g h a g e s a n d d i m e n s i o n s t̷̖͌͘ ̵̙͠h̶̟͉̋͝ ̵̣̰̌e̵̖̳͂̆ ̶͖͑h̷̬͕̍͊ ̶̫̍͐e̵͇̾͠ ̶̡̀̈́a̴̜̅ ̶̹̎͝r̴̘̬͋̌ ̴̣̈́̂t̵͓̚ ̵͇̞̃̚s̷͍͉̃̊ ̸̭̜̌̈́t̵̹̖̔ ̷͙̑̋i̶̙̋ ̵̝̦̒l̶̨̯͋̚ ̴̲̻̓̑ĺ̵̪͂ ̸̳̈́̄b̴̫͘ ̸̩͔̑͊l̸̮̯̏̀ ̷̛͖͐e̸̯̙̍ ̵̙͖͠e̶̟̼͝ ̷̣̤́͗d̵̡̗̈́̋ ̴͇̕s̵͚̚ ̵̤̝͝t̴͈͐̉ ̴̩̞́͆h̸̘̔̌ ̶̡̹̿̾e̴̪̘͊ ̸͇̭̌ḧ̴͚̞́ ̷͍̆e̴̮̫͆̚ ̸͈̺̆ä̷̲ ̵̨̍r̵̫̋ ̸̠̏͊t̴̪̩͑ ̵̙́s̶͇̋͜ ̸̲̹̏̌t̸̺́͗ ̸̧̛̝i̸͎̭̇ ̸̹͐͘ľ̸͚̍ ̵̝̈̕ḻ̴͌͘ ̷̗͋͋͜b̴̮͕͌̒ ̷̞͚͗͝ḛ̸͗ ̷̩̮͊a̵͖̘͆́ ̷͙̊͐t̷̖̀͛ ̵̲̽͘s̴͇͝

[darkecho]

y o u a r e b r e a t h i n g e t e r n i t y

[jimmystarlight]

t̷͚̐h̸͙̾͑ě̴̟̒ ̷͇̇́g̸͖̠̔r̶̘̅̈́ẽ̶̙ͅá̸̺t̶̰̻͛͊ ̷̱̅ơ̵̡̜n̶̼̒̇ͅè̷̱̻ ̶̼͂w̵͕̆͑i̶̥͈͑l̶̡̕l̷̜̪̋ ̵̛̯͙ǎ̴͙̺w̷͚͇̕͠ä̵͖̮k̴͉͚̅e̴̡̓n̸̲̱͐.̷̼͗͋ ̴̫̾̏t̷̳͌h̵͙͌e̸͙͎͌ ̶̧̮͛g̸̢̊ͅr̵̲͍̆͠é̴̗̣̀a̸͉̽t̸̳̓̈́ ̷͐̈́ͅò̸̡͔n̷͎̓́ê̴̫̬ ̴̹͌̚w̸̛̠͖̿ỉ̸̬l̵͍̄̓l̴̗̈́̽ ̵̤͌̆r̵̺̋̿e̸̪̎̽t̵̤̖̐ü̷̹r̴̝̝̓n̴͍̚.̴̪̅́ ̸͓̩̑̊t̵͆͜h̵̟̒̕e̴̪̟̋̕ ̵̭̋͐g̸̻̈͐ṟ̴͔̿̎e̷̖̻̿ä̵͕̇t̵͉͑ ̴̛̻̽o̴̯̓̾ͅņ̶̪͑ę̵̻̏ ̵̧̫̎ẅ̶̨́͝ḯ̴͉́ľ̸̤͇l̷̨͊ ̷̬̋͝g̵̨̮͝͝e̷̬̰͂̕t̶͓͖̆ ̷͙͓̿͝h̷̻͛ĭ̶̞̔s̵͓̟̀̑ ̵̲̀ř̴͙ẽ̶̢̈́ṽ̵̬͝é̷͔̔n̴̖͊͝g̴̞̀ȇ̷̺͖̐.̸͇̾

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[darkecho]

W e l c o m e t o t h e n i n t h d i m e n s i o n

[jimmystarlight]

i haev rEacHed tH- tHe traScendetAL sTate

[darkecho]

D r i n k t h e c o l o u r s ! T o u c h t h e m u s i c !

[jimmystarlight]

d r i n k t h e c o l o u r s t o u c h t h e m u s i c t a s t e t h e n u m b e r s

[darkecho]

B r e a k t h r o u g h t h e t e r r o r d o m e !

D r i n k f r o m t h e f o u n t a i n o f i n f i n i t e b l i s s!

[jimmystarlight]

b r e a k t h r o u g h e t e r n i t y a n d i n f i n i t y t h r h o u g h a g e s a n d d i m e n s i o n s t̷̖͌͘ ̵̙͠h̶̟͉̋͝ ̵̣̰̌e̵̖̳͂̆ ̶͖͑h̷̬͕̍͊ ̶̫̍͐e̵͇̾͠ ̶̡̀̈́a̴̜̅ ̶̹̎͝r̴̘̬͋̌ ̴̣̈́̂t̵͓̚ ̵͇̞̃̚s̷͍͉̃̊ ̸̭̜̌̈́t̵̹̖̔ ̷͙̑̋i̶̙̋ ̵̝̦̒l̶̨̯͋̚ ̴̲̻̓̑ĺ̵̪͂ ̸̳̈́̄b̴̫͘ ̸̩͔̑͊l̸̮̯̏̀ ̷̛͖͐e̸̯̙̍ ̵̙͖͠e̶̟̼͝ ̷̣̤́͗d̵̡̗̈́̋ ̴͇̕s̵͚̚ ̵̤̝͝t̴͈͐̉ ̴̩̞́͆h̸̘̔̌ ̶̡̹̿̾e̴̪̘͊ ̸͇̭̌ḧ̴͚̞́ ̷͍̆e̴̮̫͆̚ ̸͈̺̆ä̷̲ ̵̨̍r̵̫̋ ̸̠̏͊t̴̪̩͑ ̵̙́s̶͇̋͜ ̸̲̹̏̌t̸̺́͗ ̸̧̛̝i̸͎̭̇ ̸̹͐͘ľ̸͚̍ ̵̝̈̕ḻ̴͌͘ ̷̗͋͋͜b̴̮͕͌̒ ̷̞͚͗͝ḛ̸͗ ̷̩̮͊a̵͖̘͆́ ̷͙̊͐t̷̖̀͛ ̵̲̽͘s̴͇͝

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[darkecho]

W e l c o m e t o t h e n i n t h d i m e n s i o n

[jimmystarlight]

i haev rEacHed tH- tHe traScendetAL sTate

[darkecho]

D r i n k t h e c o l o u r s ! T o u c h t h e m u s i c !

[jimmystarlight]

d r i n k t h e c o l o u r s t o u c h t h e m u s i c t a s t e t h e n u m b e r s

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[pangolinofficial]

jimmy i dont think thats normal. please find a place to take a nap,

[jimmystarlight]

I D LiEk To b b

buT I caNt stoppp sHakiGNn aAnfd

i LL trY to g

go to teH inFirmry cUz I feL my hErt exPOlding like a torg-

torGUe gUn

[pangolinofficial]

oh my god please go to the infirmary

[jimmystarlight]

i CnA taEst nUmfers

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[darkecho]

W e l c o m e t o t h e n i n t h d i m e n s i o n

[jimmystarlight]

i haev rEacHed tH- tHe traScendetAL sTate

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[pangolinofficial]

jimmy i dont think thats normal. please find a place to take a nap,

[jimmystarlight]

I D LiEk To b b

buT I caNt stoppp sHakiGNn aAnfd

i LL trY to g

go to teH inFirmry cUz I feL my hErt exPOlding like a torg-

torGUe gUn

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN