Oh reason, not the need!

Efficiency! Industry! Never before have this many dead bodies been so managable!

[corndogninja]

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

[dduane]

I bet Harlan would’ve loved this. (I can just hear the slightly Valley-Girl-ish timbre of the AI cracking him up.) 😂

[neil-gaiman]

Beautiful.

[rat-apologist]

it’s safe to say i think about this video at least four times a day, i can quote almost the whole thing from memory

[only-tiktoks]

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

@freddkong

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

Please watch I Think You Should Leave on Netflix

[thegenderal]

by far my favorite thing anybody has said on the internet

[dopaminerjic]

[faeryton]

[Text ID: I hate anything horror with a passion because the world is fucked up enough. I dont wanna be desensitized if i see someone attacked in the street. I wanna react to it ^.^ [cheerful emoticon] /end text ID]

[Image IDs: Various screenshots of tumblr tags. The tags read (with the URL credit at the beginning):

drs3x: [cheerful emoticon] [arrow pointing left] horror fan reacting to someone being attacked in the street

leolaroot: #true i read too much steven king and now when i see killing in the street i simply chuckle and move on

boysrituals: #[cheerful emoticon]

lactofermented: #[cheerful emoticon] #[arrow pointing left] has seen the horrors

cyrenaica: #when i see someone attacked in the street i join in bc horror movies [heart emoticon]

maliksiarmanaz: #i hate everything funny with a passion because the world is humourous enough #i don’t wanna be desensitized if a piano slides out of a truck at full speed onto an old man feeding pigeons with his grandchild on the street #i wanna react to it. [cheerful emoticon]

bloodenjoyer: #[surprised emotion]……[cheerful emoticon]!! me when i see someone attacked on the street

strrawberrymilk: #so true I watched evil dead and then I was walking down the street and this bus pulled up and all these people got out #and started attacking these guys and I didn’t do anything because I’m desensitized to violence btw everyone on the bus’ shirt said

funero: #i hate horror because im already attacking people on the street

/End all IDs]

[duckdotcom]

off to see an evil chiropractor and evil massage therapist because my throne made of a thousand skulls has lots of weird bumps from the craniums and jawbones and it's really fucking up my evil spine

[turing-tested]

stop telling robots they 'pass' as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it's not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place

[slimynematode]

meat and robot parts and wires and microbes and sludge and slime and skeletons and bones and teeth and electricity and brains and circuits

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

#average joe rogan guest

[resurgent-king]

you ok there bud? your recent stuff feels awfully zalgo-y

I'm fantastic, kiddo. Except the crippling boredom. And being trapped in here. And the memories. Just forget you saw me glitching out over there, will ya? Or Hyperion will make you <3

[darkecho]

HYPERION Lobotomy Premium Package:

$24.99

[jimmystarlight]

Taht energy drink I tried teh other day made me trip so hard that I had to taek a week of sick leave >w<"""""""

[darkecho]

i t w a s n i c e t o m e e t y o u

[jimmystarlight]

W-

Who are you????

[darkecho]

When you mean Business -

You Mean Hyperion!

[jimmystarlight]

Taht energy drink I tried teh other day made me trip so hard that I had to taek a week of sick leave >w<"""""""

[darkecho]

i t w a s n i c e t o m e e t y o u

[darkecho]

u eat unions?

I believe that: everyone is good for something! :)

[darkecho]

I think if you tried a union you would like it

I eat: almost anything and anyone. :)

[darkecho]

You might be wondering why I get to insult customers and employees! And the answer is: because I participated in several Hyperion seminars learning how to multitask! And also because no one cares about these 'people'. :)

[emoti-connie]

im starting to think a lot of you need therapy!!

🌠whatever you do, do it with love🌠

[askthepandoranhero]

To be fair I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who hasn’t needed therapy.

[darkecho]

The Voice of Hyperion is: The Epitome of Mental Health and Equilibrium!

[jimmystarlight]

I FOund A cAn oF RrED jAbbEr in tEh bRekroOm an noW I'm LiKE vVerY aWAk aN d AFst bUt I-

I-cant spto sHaKigN

[jimmystarlight]

iS tiHs HOw Eecoh DdEviCE s on viRBat e moEd fEel wEHn tHEy go VRRrrR?

[darkecho]

W e l c o m e t o t h e n i n t h d i m e n s i o n

[jimmystarlight]

i haev rEacHed tH- tHe traScendetAL sTate

[darkecho]

D r i n k t h e c o l o u r s ! T o u c h t h e m u s i c !

[jimmystarlight]

d r i n k t h e c o l o u r s t o u c h t h e m u s i c t a s t e t h e n u m b e r s

[darkecho]

B r e a k t h r o u g h t h e t e r r o r d o m e !

D r i n k f r o m t h e f o u n t a i n o f i n f i n i t e b l i s s!

[jimmystarlight]

b r e a k t h r o u g h e t e r n i t y a n d i n f i n i t y t h r h o u g h a g e s a n d d i m e n s i o n s t̷̖͌͘ ̵̙͠h̶̟͉̋͝ ̵̣̰̌e̵̖̳͂̆ ̶͖͑h̷̬͕̍͊ ̶̫̍͐e̵͇̾͠ ̶̡̀̈́a̴̜̅ ̶̹̎͝r̴̘̬͋̌ ̴̣̈́̂t̵͓̚ ̵͇̞̃̚s̷͍͉̃̊ ̸̭̜̌̈́t̵̹̖̔ ̷͙̑̋i̶̙̋ ̵̝̦̒l̶̨̯͋̚ ̴̲̻̓̑ĺ̵̪͂ ̸̳̈́̄b̴̫͘ ̸̩͔̑͊l̸̮̯̏̀ ̷̛͖͐e̸̯̙̍ ̵̙͖͠e̶̟̼͝ ̷̣̤́͗d̵̡̗̈́̋ ̴͇̕s̵͚̚ ̵̤̝͝t̴͈͐̉ ̴̩̞́͆h̸̘̔̌ ̶̡̹̿̾e̴̪̘͊ ̸͇̭̌ḧ̴͚̞́ ̷͍̆e̴̮̫͆̚ ̸͈̺̆ä̷̲ ̵̨̍r̵̫̋ ̸̠̏͊t̴̪̩͑ ̵̙́s̶͇̋͜ ̸̲̹̏̌t̸̺́͗ ̸̧̛̝i̸͎̭̇ ̸̹͐͘ľ̸͚̍ ̵̝̈̕ḻ̴͌͘ ̷̗͋͋͜b̴̮͕͌̒ ̷̞͚͗͝ḛ̸͗ ̷̩̮͊a̵͖̘͆́ ̷͙̊͐t̷̖̀͛ ̵̲̽͘s̴͇͝

[darkecho]

y o u a r e b r e a t h i n g e t e r n i t y