[silasoctakiseron]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[sweatermuppet]

im not a boyfriend im a lap dog

[h4nds0m3-j4ck]

Polish off my drink, or my dick, whatever works to get you begging for me to be inside you right now. @jimothy-schmawrence

[jimothy-schmawrence]

fuck, uh. okay. someone's in a mood.

[thememedaddy]

[apas-95]

just signed my uninformed consent paperwork! I wonder what it's for :0

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Don't worry about it :)

[apas-95]

[h4nds0m3-j4ck]

Were you drunk when you gave out the numbers to your doppelgangers or what scheme did you use?

Cup Sizes

@jimothy-schmawrence

[jimothy-schmawrence]

😐

[wildzero]

wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

[h4nds0m3-j4ck]

Guess who I'm railing until they squeal against my desk tonight? Maybe I'll record it, not like Tim has any problems with doing porn, right?

@jimothy-schmawrence

[jimothy-schmawrence]

below the belt, man.

[jimothy-schmawrence]

[jimothy-schmawrence]

ah screw it, here's a more accurate one.

[jimothy-schmawrence]

[jimothy-schmawrence]

[imcuteforever-deactivated202605]

I feel like this at all times

[mumblesplash]

like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[jimothy-schmawrence]