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cartoonrival

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cartoonrival

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

mawofthemagnetar

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

sha-ka-re

the entire Enterprise era is so funny. It’s like “we did it we solved all of earth’s problems. Everyone is chilling now. This fucking rocks. Anyways. I think we should have more problems. Let’s go out and find more problems.” And then two seasons later they found so many problems that one of the problems blew up Florida

kuttithevangu

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???