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confetticutey

yes I do need all of these different playthroughs to romance the same vampire. why do you ask?

kuroshika

boys need to be bloody and pathetic more often . they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think.

theeternalghost

We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.

fleetwoodmactshirt

liberal-memes

princessnijireiki

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

saxgoddess25

Oh finally. A real Christian.

b-rainrot

togglepop

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

kiruharukorohara

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

a-good-bean-deactivated20190802

why have i never known about orange

rainbowravioli

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

therealbucky05

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

beaubete

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

alethiaii

This makes me feel old.

seghs24

My favorite part of S2 is Ep8 when Yen and Jaskier are in the lab at Kaer Morhen and Jaskier just picks up a random bowl of stuff and starts eating it

Like....... What the fuck IS that? Homie walked into a LABORATORY run by WITCHERS and just started eating random ingredients. He just started chowing down. It barely even looked like food, it was just... Some kind of red mash? Dried flower petals?

Yen didn't say shit either! Saw this man just eating random shit he found and went "Alright sure fucking whatever dude. Anyways can you take this rock to Geralt?"

HELLO???

valley-of-renfri

Joey playing DND [x]

dankmemeuniversity

griffstream

Cosmic alignment…

screechingcollectivecollectorus

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

jaskierrrrrr

Where did you buy your tuning fork necklace from?? 👀

From here! The Etsy shop is taking a break atm just so you know. It's absolutely beautiful quality!

jiniret0229

Reblogging for later! ❤️

inklingofinspiration

Prompt List

Angst

“Why would you do that?”

“How am I supposed to trust you after you tried to kill me?”

“I can lose everything, but gods, I can’t lose you.”

“You thought I loved you?”

“You did this to yourself.”

“Don’t touch me!”

“You can’t just come into my life, expect me to willingly give you my trust and respect. . . my *heart* and just let you break it.”

“You can’t say that. You can’t say things like that. We’re not together anymore.”

“Please don’t die. I still have so much more to tell you.”

“Why are you covered in blood?”

“You could have told me! You could have had the decency to at least tell me that you were hurt.”

“Please, just come home.”

“We need a break.”

“Why are doing this?”

“So, you’re against me now?”

“You think I had a choice?”

“I trusted you!”

“When was the last time you slept?”/ “When was the last time you ate?”

“We can talk this through, please, just, . . . come down.”

“We could have been perfect. This just wasn’t the right time, love.”

“I wasn’t ready to say goodbye!”/ “I didn’t get to say goodbye.”

“What do you mean you can’t find them?”

“It’s too late.”

“What are we? I mean, really?”

“This is breaking my heart.”

“They’re not yours to hurt.”

“One more chance, please. That’s all I need.”

“I hate you.”

“Is this a game to you?”

“You can’t keep burying your past. You’re going to have to face it sometime, and no one is going to be able to help you.”

“It’s better this way.”

Comfort//Protective

“Hey, it’s okay.”

“You can talk to me. I’m here for you.”

“Could you– could you come get me?”

“Whatever you need.”

“Don’t touch them.”

“You can stop being strong, everyone has to cry sometime.”

“You should try and get some sleep.”

“You stay here, rest, I’ll make some tea.”

“I’ll never forget you, okay?”

“You’re safe, you’re safe. I’ve got you.”

“No one will hurt you again, I promise.”

“Try breathing with me and then we’ll talk.”

“It was just a dream, you’re awake now. No need to panic.”

“You have two seconds to let them go before I blow your brains out.”

“Would you feel better if I, uh, gave you a hug?”

“Focus on my heartbeat.”

“I can. . . give you a list of the things you make me feel. If it’ll help, of course.”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” “It’s okay, you’re okay, everything’s okay. You have nothing to apologize for. Not your fault.”

“Please tell me what’s wrong.”

“I love you.”

“I wish I could take all your pain away.”

Fluff

“You look stunning.”

“Please don’t let me fall.” “You know I’ll always catch you, darling.”

“Stay there.” “Why?” “I got you something and you can’t see it until I finish!”

“I know I’m supposed to be, like, badass and everything, but could you play with my hair?”

“Come take a nap with me.”

“Work can wait. How about we grab some lunch?”

“Let’s go outside!” “It’s raining.” “I know! Let’s go!”

“You’re freezing. Do you want my jacket?”

“Can we just stay in bed?”

“Do you know how much I love you?”

“The sun is almost as bright as you are.”

“I missed you so much.”

“You give the best hugs.”

“Your hair’s so soft.”

“Don’t go!”

“You’re always gonna be my favourite.”

“Can I, uh. . . hold your hand?” / “Can I, uh. . . kiss you?”

“You’re unbearably adorable.”

“What are you doing?” “Trying to kiss you.” “You’re going to fall.” “Better give me one quick, then!”

“Just pretend to be my date.”

“Does it feel good?”

“Can’t you take the day off?”

“Here, let me carry it.”

“I made breakfast.”

“I’m so glad you’re back.”

“I couldn’t help it. You were just sitting there.”

Flirty

“You almost look as great as me. Which takes a lot, by the way.”

“You expecting someone?”

“Compliments won’t pay for my drinks.”

“What’s your name?” “Whatever you want to call me.” “How about mine?”

“I can’t help it. You’re stunning.”

“I must be in heaven.”

“Your smile’s especially pretty when you’re lookin’ at me.”

“Y’know, all you’re doing is making me want to kiss you.”

“Are you flirting with me?”

“And I thought I looked good tonight.”

“How are you not dating someone?”

“Gods, I can’t get over you.”

“If you’re looking to buy, I’m on sale.”

“I could teach you. For a price, of course.”

“Shut up and kiss me.”

Enemies to lovers

“Some days, I can’t get you out of my fucking head. Your words are all I can think about, and that– that stupid smirk of yours and your sarcastic comments. And other days, I wonder why the hell I’m even wasting my time.”

“I save your life and I can’t even get a thanks in return? How polite.” “You pushed me into a river.”

“Prove it.”

“Fuck you for leaving me when I needed you. And while you’re at it, fuck you for making me think that you loved me!”

“If you knew just how much you frustrated me, I think you’d want to make out with me and then shove me down a flight of stairs.”

“I could tear you apart if I wanted to, y’know that?”

“No one will believe us when they see us together.” “You know how much I love to shock people.”

“How could I ever love someone like you?” “I dunno, I think I’m pretty great.”

“Why don’t you step aside and let me handle it? You seem a bit. . . distracted.”

“Every night, I have to tell myself that I don’t love you. I have to hold a knife to your throat and act like I’m going to kill you just to keep myself convinced that I haven’t actually fallen for you.”

“Oh, really? Yes, you may be stronger than me, but let’s not forget who has all the power here.”

“It’s hard to remember we’re not trying to kill each other anymore.”

“Bring me to your leader.” “You’re talking to her.”

“Don’t patronize me for something you didn’t have the balls to do in the first place!”

“Do you ever shut up?”

“Make it fast, you’re bleeding all over my new rug.”

“I. . . didn’t know where else to go.”

“What’s the matter? Don’t I look pretty covered in all this blood?”

“I dunno, all I got from that entire thing was that you’re madly in love with me.”

“Mighty impatient today, are we? Not to worry, I can adjust just fine.”

masterqifrey

final fantasy x (2001) dev. square enix

jiniret0229

My favorite 🥺❤️

youwinglessthing

jiniret0229

Whump at its finest 🧎🏻‍♀️not to mention Joey acted the fuck out of this scene!

ariwritessometimes

Lavender and Rose

Jaskier x Reader

Soulmate AU

A/N: Sooo here’s a Soulmate AU! I should be doing assignments for my classes but oops.

Warnings: Minor Injury, Mild Peril

Masterlist

One moment, Jaskier stood before the crowd, serenading a world in grayscale; in the next, a burst of beautiful, rich color bloomed across the world.

The first color, he noted in her eyes; but it passed so quickly that it didn’t leave half so strong an impression as that of her dress. Before he could see any more, memorize any more of her face, she tugged closer over her face as she turned away.

If the audience noticed the slightly sour note which his voice pitched into at that moment, they didn’t mention it. Though of course, their drunkenness may have prevented their hearing it, for surely they would have made their displeasure known if they had.

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ariwritessometimes

The Edge of Night

Chapter One: All Shall Fade

Geralt x Reader or Jaskier x Reader (Alternate Endings)

A/N: I know what you’re all thinking. I have so many series, why start another now? Well, the new season debut seems like a good time to roll out something for this, plus inspiration is funny in the way that it doesn’t like to be told what to do! Anyways, I’ve got two endings planned for this, one for the bard and one for the Witcher! Enjoy.

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Her lungs burned. Fire and glass ripped her chest apart. Sharp pain stabbed at every muscle. Thorns whipped across her legs, her arms, her face.

Still, she ran.

Hoofbeats and thudding footsteps and dogs behind her… She ran faster.

A river, rushing far too fast to be safe, appeared before her, and she did not stop. The shock of the icy water drew a sharp gasp from her and there was a mild panic on her part as the river choked off any exclamation of shock. Rushing bubbles surrounded her as the current dragged her down below.

But that was quite alright with her. Below and away and suffocating was better than staying there.

Why? Why was drowning preferable to the horses and the riders and the dogs?

She didn’t know.

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