The Lost Skywalker

Independent, Mutuals-Only RP blog for Jinn Skywalker. Canon divergent, seeing as Jinn was only a figment of Vader's dreams in canon. Named after Qui Gon Jinn. More information on Jinn can be found here. I track the tag: jinnheir This is a sideblog to amidalaheir and all follows will come from that blog.

[jinnheir]

@hopegave started following jinnheir

“I’d rather you not ask questions and just hose me off before Mother gets home.”

[jinnheir]

captxinsolo:

“I am not sulking, I’m waiting patiently. She told me she’d be home hours ago, you know. You’re not worried?”

“First off, it’s adorable that you’ve been sitting here like a puppy for hours, and second I’m not worried because she specifically said she’d be home in a few hours. Besides, I’d know if she was dead or something so there’s nothing to worry over.”

[jinnheir]

princessfromalderaan:

           “In that case, you can tell him that next time he decides to try to cook and make everything smell like… whatever that awful smell is, I might throw up on him.”

“Wouldn’t you be able to tell him that telepathically through your magical twin bond?” he’s teasing, of course, but he shakes his head regardless. “I agree, the smell is awful. Mother won’t be happy when she gets home.”

[jinnheir]

@captxinsolo started following jinnheir

“Yeeeees? I’m sorry to have to break it to you Captain Solo, but my sister is not here, and if you continue to sit here and sulk on our front stoop then Father might destroy you.”

[jinnheir]

@princessfromalderaan started following jinnheir

“Whatever it is, I didn’t do it; it was probably Luke.”

[jinnheir]

@peacesenatxr started following jinnheir

“Hello mother.”

[amidalaheir]

“Like a small boat on the ocean, sending big waves into motion. Like how a single word can make a heart open. I might only have one match, but I can make an explosion.” -Fight Song, Rachel Platten

gorgeous promo by @swcmpgirl because she spoils me and I love her so much

[jinnheir]

“You do realize if she brings peace to the entire galaxy she’ll make the Jedi Order obsolete.” -Jinn Skywalker to his father, Anakin, in Vader’s dream.

Promo credit to @cyberwires

[jinnheir]

winterrcelchu:

“It’ll cause quite a scandal, don’t you think? The great Jinn Skywalker abandoning his siblings to flirt with the Crown Princess of Alderaan.”

“I was simply wondering if m’lady wanted to join me for a stroll, I was going to walk whether you came with me or not.”

[jinnheir]

winterrcelchu:

“Just a little work for Father. Weren’t you doing the same with yours?”

“I was but then Mother came around and stole him away. I slipped away from Luke and Leia so I could wander a bit. Care to join me?”

[jinnheir]

winterrcelchu:

@jinnheir

“You’re here!”

“And you’re up there! What are you doing, Winter?”

[jinnheir]

Sailor J's Contouring 101 Sentence Meme

"What can I say? I'm a fountain of wisdom."

"Get yo goddamn teeth fixed, you snaggle-toothed ass bitch!"

"That one hurt my feelings a little bit, I'm not going to lie."

"I'm too poor for dental work, but I'm not too poor to contour!"

"Makeup is for women who want husbands."

"Contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their ex boyfriends who disappeared under mysterious circumstances."

"If the men find out we can rearrange the bones of our face, we're finished."

"We might as well PACK OUR BAGS AND GO TO THE NUNNERY!"

"Since it's simply for the dick, we have to do it."

"I don't know if you put your contouring on before the rest of your makeup or after the rest of your makeup, but it doesn't matter; because men are stupid."

"So long as you look like a newborn baby they are willing to mate with you."

"I must warn you, the transition from beginning to end might be startling."

"First you must check your flesh. As you can see here; I have no flesh."

"Once a man walked in on me while I was contouring."

"I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing in cat shit and he'd leave me alone."

"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!"

"Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets."

"Men don't like nostrils."

"You want to look like a Pterodactyl. Men LOVE Pterodactyls."

*Pterodactyl screech*

"Beautiful women don't have foreheads."

"If you have too big of a forehead it means you have ugly things like opinions and thoughts of your own."

"Rich people don't NEED to breathe."

"Who needs air when I have another man's money?"

"A cheekbone that can cut through glass!"

"Lady gladiators fight like giraffes"

"Next thing you know we'll be doing things like wearing deodorants and bras."

"Who wants to give me their money?"

"Where's my nose? I don't know."

"Does she have nostrils? No she doesn't. She's above her peers."

"CALL ME RIHANNA!"

"I also bought this at the store because I saw a white woman use it on youtube."

"It is a sponge, drenched with the power of SATAN."

"Ready to take some fucking souls, and ruin some GODDAMN LIVES!!!"

"I look like a completely different person."

"FRONT PAGE NEWS! I HAVE SHAPESHIFTED!"

"I don't even know who I am anymore."

"Men will die tonight."

"Face of a stranger!"

"What a fucking disguise this is."

"Am I Megan Fox? No one knows!"

"Women are dangerous creatures."

-SNEEZES LOUDLY- "HERE I COME, WORLD!"

"Dangerous! Bamboozling! Deceiver!"

-loudly and off key-"WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW~?!"