The Batboys doing the trauma candy salad trend~
Dick: *pouring a bag of nerds* I, was sexually assaulted. Multiple times.
Tim: My father was murdered. Very brutally might I add
Jason: *stepping up, both arms full of candy and wearing a huge grin*
Dick: oh fu- oh we're gonna need a bigger bowl
Damian: we're gonna be here for forever
Jason: *way too excited for this starts pouring bag after bag of candy with each new thing he thinks of* I died. My mother betrayed me. My **mother.** I was tortured. Bruce threw a batarang at my neck. I was in the Lazarus Pit. I was in a coma for a year.
Jason: Did I say I was tortured?
Tim: oh my god- yes, that was the m&m's Jay
Jason: okayyy I think I'm finally done. I might think of more stuff after....
Dick: please dont
Damian: It's finally my turn. *He is also... Holding a lot of candy* Where do I start...
Jason: *grinning like an idiot* that's why he's my little bro
Damian: *pouring in sour patch kids* I've killed a lot of people
Jason: oh shit! That's the one I forgot!
Dick: no- no Jason, that wasn't traumatizing to *you*















