Just lurking don't mind me

I like video games, certain shows, horror movies and comedy. Let's not take life too seriously and have some fun.

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[jinxice42]

I hate it when posts error when you try to like it.

Like everytime I hit the heart, it just shows it breaking.

Why, post?

Why won't you let me love you?

[jinxice42]

That fear when your in laws walk in while you reading a spicy scene in a webcomic.

[jinxice42]

When you get older, every sneeze becomes dangerous.

[gin-juice-tonic]

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[sonicrainbooms]

[alexaloraetheris]

What I’m hearing is that Six Degrees of Separation might have been an overestimation

[juju-fisher]

I’m apparently a cousin of Tom Hanks.

[jinxice42]

My older sister went to school with Ricky Martin as a child. She and him didn't get along.

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[some-pers0n]

[is-this-fascism]

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

[is-this-fascism]

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

[lierdumoa]

Also stay away from people who say shit like "sexual attraction and romance addles the mind and makes you crazy and irrational and this is why being aro/ace makes you intellectually superior." I've seen that a couple times times on this hellsite. Stay away from anyone who tries to convince you that your racial identity/cultural identity/gender identity/sexual orientation/neurodivergence/any other intrinsic quality makes you a member of some master race that is inherently superior to the other humans.

You are not immune to exceptionalist propaganda.

[jinxice42]

I'm gonna be honest. I read this and was like wtf people actually think like this? Now having the knowledge that someone out there is probably main charactering themselves that hard, I seriously felt "well, that's enough internet today."

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[mayakern]

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

[mayakern]

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla

[unbotheredmuse]

[caramiaaddio]

the REAL truth that this coward won’t admit is that you absolutely did not have to do this no matter when you were born. my mp3s went straight into that thing looking exactly like they were downloaded and I learned their weird names like god intended. you and your “put together” ipod have nothing on me and my 45 🖾 🖾 🖾______%a&us.fr.uk by Various Artists

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time