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hey wait have I ever posted those panels where Killer Croc is in like a strip club waiting for a lap dance and Batman walks in but he thinks its a stripper dressed as Batman. feels like I must have….

allgremlinyaps

anyway

broosepayne

Bruce did NOT need to swing around the pole like that…slut behavior

nyabbycat

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

darfichihrenhundstreicheln

homosnapeiens

*jason and damian sitting in jail together*

damian: …so who should we call?

jason: i’d call bruce but I feel safer in jail

davidalleynethinksfast

not in front of their salad

william-snekspeare

working memory bad 💚

william-snekspeare

ALTERNATE ENDING:

there are lots of coping mechanisms out there but this is the only method that (sometimes) works on my wretched brain. can’t remember? predict the Future

funnytwittertweets

xxunnanaxx

my friend actually reads kanji and keeps a dictionary with him

he’s yet to realize

incorrectskyrimquotes

SKYRIM WHAT

droideka-exe

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

ayellowbirds

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021

instructor144

And measles. And mumps. And rubella.

fictionforhire

And diphtheria and whooping cough and chicken pox. Diphtheria is a really fun one. Look that one up if your stomach is strong enough.

All these people who are crying "mah freedums mah freedums" are all vaccinated to the hilt because that's what parents did and every year the school office had to have a copy of their vaccine record before they'd complete the registration for the year. Seriously done with all of this bullshit. I have family members who are too young for the vaccine (9 years old and there isn't one available for her) and we're all trying to keep a bubble around her lest she get sick. Because we still don't know what the long term effects of this are. It's a virus that could come back and bite people in the ass 30, 40, 50 years down the road. We don't know.

Stop gambling with peoples' lives already. Jesus fucking Christ.

lmaonade

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

256x224-deactivated20240130

In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever

256x224-deactivated20240130

Oh wait this is the wrong post lol

lmaonade

i was like god damn what did i do

sirfrogsworth

This seems a little harsh.

ladyshinga

no no - let 'em speak

caroldanversenthusiast

Apparently Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Birds of Prey wielding a crossbow isn’t sexy according to a man ??

it’s almost as if men are used to seeing women in film through a male gaze where they are sexualized and objectified for male pleasure and approval.??

huh anyway MEN are weak and ladies enjoy Mary Elizabeth Winstead looking hot and powerful as Huntress

like THAT ^^^^^^^^^ is sexy men need to grow up

adamcansuckme

Hmmmmm I wonder why

I know this isn't specifically about Harley Quinn, but since it's her movie, I gotta make the comparison. I mean I wonder why all men were drooling over this Harley

But I havent heard a single male praise for her hotness since the trailers for her movie came out and they find out now she looks like this

I MEAN

I W O N D E R W H Y

caroldanversenthusiast

the difference a woman makes thank god

scragon

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

scragon

Charles took her to macy’s

teaboot

Cheryl and Charles are my OTP.

transgenderization

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw