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Scooby dooby doo in the zoo, catch the monkey killer| Happy being called Matt or Matias| 25 | he/him | pixelartist | ✡️🇦🇷 | https://linktr.ee/pixelmattrezi

[matiasman1]

Help me fix my PC so I can keep making art & tools 💻💔

Hey everyone — I’m Matias, a programmer and pixel artist from Argentina. The situation on my country is dire, and I am currently unemployed. I cannot graduate from college without profesionalizing training, I. E. managing a project in an internship or job

Lately my laptop has been falling apart: the screen turns off at random angles, the charger barely works, and even the suspend function drains the battery fast. It’s getting really hard to keep working on my pixel art and coding projects (like my voxel renderer tool, AseVoxel), and I will hardly get any quick or easy job for college internship without a working pc.

I need to fix my current pc, as it has everything I use, and couldn't afford a new one even with donations

I’m raising a small goal to repair my setup — $45 in total to replace the busted charger, battery connection, suspend state, fix the screen flex, and get my workstation stable again.

💡 You can support me directly through PayPal

(2.00 donation)

Fix my pc ($2.00)

You can also help me out by buying some of my products on itch.io (asevoxel currently on sale, just 1.47)

AseVoxel - Aseprite Voxel 3D model and preview by PixelMatt

Aseprite Extension for Voxelgraphics and 3D

Even a few dollars help a lot (USD 5 goes a long way here). Everything will go toward getting my computer back in shape so I can keep creating new art, tools and programs.

Some of my art. First and last made with my tool, AseVoxel

(I would set up a ko-fi but the conversion rates and transfer rates to ARS or using stablecoins are too high)

🫶 How you can help:

Donate if you can — minimum $2 on PayPal, or purchase and recommend AseVoxel if you are a pixelartist.

Reblog or share with anyone who loves indie devs or pixel art.

Signal boost this post so more people see it!

Thanks so much for reading, for sharing, and for helping me keep creating. You’re awesome.

-matiasman1

$0.0/$45.0

[paper-mario-wiki]

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

[ellienamored]

okay but what if im doing a bit. just so i can be like "oooo look at me i'm so-and-soooo" and make fun of them. if it's really funny. it wouldnt work without the shapeshifting i swear

[paper-mario-wiki]

people use this as an excuse way too often!!!!!!

for people with static bodies, you have to understand how personal their facade is to their identity, and how traumatizing it can be for them to be stolen from them, even as a "joke".

[bardboys]

genuinely cannot believe the attitude some shapeshifters here have towards static beings... like. you're mad at us for saying you shouldn't shift into someone without asking first?? be fucking for real right now. if you shift into a real person you literally take a piece of their consciousness in your own to be able to channel their visage. it's incredibly fucking disorienting to have a literal piece of you ripped away from your consciousness for g-d knows how long for someone else to play a silly prank (not to mention how fucking awful it is to have your visage used for something you would never do) and if too many people shift into you at once it can have incredibly damaging repercussions!! like literally ripping your soul from your body and killing your physical form. thats literally what happened to elvis. so many people started impersonating him and it fucking killed him. if any of the shifters on this site ever actually did any research on static people they would know this but they don't care because static pain is only a big funny joke to them 🙄

[paper-mario-wiki]

THANK YOU. i try not to speak for statties too often (im not sure if i can say that word but "static beings" is kind of a mouthful, plz lemme know if thats not ok), but so many people literally act like you didn't see the heartbreaking footage of Elvis pushing through his final show while his soul escaped his body!! as if it isn't compulsive in the American school system to watch that footage in grade 8!!!

and most people just FORGAVE john lennon for straight up SOLICITING SHIFTERS IN HIS AUDIENCE TO TAKE ON THE FORM OF ELVIS WHILE HE WAS ALSO PERFORMING A CONCERT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS HIM. i mean, he was shot about it eventually but nowadays people talk about him like he didnt basically kill a man live on stage.

it's fucking gross honestly and not enough people take this shit seriously.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey, quick question. What do you mean "or place"???

Are you like, shapeshifting into the titanic or something? The leaning tower of piza?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's not my job to educate you.

[tlirsgender]

It's so funny how when I was like 10 and had something wrong with me I was like "they hate me because I'm smarter than them" & then as a teenager I kind of went "hmm. There's something fundamentally wrong with who I am as a person?" & now I've looped back around to "yeah a lot of people just really really hate that I'm smarter than them, like, genuinely they can't stand it. Because various axes of oppression make it Uppity instead of being a Positive Trait. It pisses off white people et al so bad. Oops!"

[tlirsgender]

If I was a white cisgender man I could be 100x more annoying about it and you'd all love it. Be grateful I'm not worse

[pjackk]

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD

[leebrontide]

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

My brothers are my half-brothers; they spent summers and some holidays with us. I love my brothers.

Their mother picked up after them. They were not required to take plates the kitchen or do the dishes or anything like that.

My mother, who would tell you she is for equality, came home one day, sighed at the mess of dirty dishes scattered about, and said, "Gayle, help me pick up."

"Those aren't my dishes," I said. "I picked up my dishes."

My mother sighed again. "Just help me pick up."

"No," I said again. "I didn't make that fucking mess."

She never approached my brothers and said, "Boys, in this house, you take your dishes to the kitchen." She did not tell our dad, "Hey, tell the boys they need to pick up after themselves."

It was, "Gayle, pick up the dishes."

And when I refused because it was not my fucking mess, I got lectured about being difficult.

See also: My brothers--in a classic dick-move of all siblings--figured out they could pop the lock on the bathroom door and throw it open, and I would freak out because I was in the shower and trying to get five fucking minutes of peace.

Guess who got yelled at for being "unreasonable"? Not the boys. Because a lot of moms of millennial boys still said shit like "boys will be boys" when they should have said "Boys, if you got body-slammed on the concrete, I'm not taking you to the hospital."

[gwydionmisha]

It was similar for Xers. I spent a lot of time in my 20's teaching romantic partners and friends basic household skills and having to be really hard ass about them carrying their weight.

It is stupid and infuriating and I hate that the "Boy Mom" trend is setting yet another generation up for unfairness and domestic strife.

[vaspider]

Yep.

[rhincodono]

One time when I was in high school, my mum came home w/ groceries. She needed help bringing all of them in. Did she ask my brother who was already outside playing basketball? No. Did she ask her husband who was sitting on his ass watching TV in the living room? Nope. She walked past both of them, through the house, and into my room where I was doing homework and yelled at me for not immediately coming out to help her.

I have been told that I am "the last of the millennials" or that I'm a "gen zer" or that I'm "on the cusp" by so many different people that I am 100% convinced this is not a generational problem. It is a societal problem. And millennial parents are not immune to raising their kids this way just bc they're younger than x'ers and boomers. Same goes for gen z'ers and every generation after us so long as misogyny remains the bedrock of society that it is.

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[wizardarchetypes]

y’all.

last night someone left the door open and none of us could figure out who did it. not a huge deal but it’s important to keep the animals in, if they were to get out of their room into the main space. since we all swore we shut it behind us we decided to look back at the motion sensor game cam to see if it bounced open or something so we could fix it so it wouldn’t do that.

i was like “it had to have somehow bounced open. it’s not like anyone out here would be breaking in.”

my friend joked, “there were a few deer in the pasture last night that looked shifty.”

Well you’re never gonna fucking believe this. 

[forgetful-nerd]

2012 Leo is a horrible liar but has a decent poker face (being able to completely white-out his eyes helps immensely), which usually holds up in most situations. It only breaks when he has a very sudden surge of intense emotions such as fury or grief. So when he has to lie, he’ll usually put on his poker face and let his brothers do the talking. But, if his brothers are unavailable and he doesn’t want to give something away, he puts on his poker face and remains silent.

So, when he randomly finds himself in another dimension with turtles he’s never met before, he really doesn’t want them to know just how stressed, worried, and anxious he is so he puts on his poker face and hopes for the best. However, it works a bit too well because everyone else perceives him as some stoic, hard-ass.

It isn’t until they see him instantly turn around and speed-walk away from their (alive) Master Splinter, stone-faced that they think maybe something else is going on.

[cikero]

we’re having a dominican cookout at work and people from the street are coming to get a plate lmfao

[cikero]

COCO HELADO CART SET UP SHOP OUTSIDE OUR OFFICE

[bewbin]

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

[bewbin]

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

[bovineblogger]

Why are English longhorns called longhorns if from what I see they have shorter horns? Were the longer in the past?

Also do you know why they have that unusual white patterning?

Always thinking about longhorns sorry

english longhorns (right) do have shorter horns compared to texas longhorns (left) but having horns the same length as your head is still quite a feat! id definitely consider their horns long, especially if i was standing right next to one!

and as for their coloring, all english longhorns have a coloration pattern called linebacking! meaning finching (a white strip over their spine) and other white splotches around the tummy and legs! i think the coloration is sooooooo cute... irish moiled cattle (below) share the lineback coloration too!

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[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[unliikelylovers]

it’s been said before and it’s not even close to the worst thing but it sucks how our current robber barons are such philistines. like these guys aren’t even building libraries or concert halls. they can’t even pretend to enjoy art, and they don’t see any value in signaling that they appreciate art

[higglety]

this current batch of the fithy-rich is BORING. They're BORING. Oh you have a yacht that's bigger than anybody else's yacht but functionally no different from one of your fancy houses? BORING. You have yet another fast car? YAWN. You ate a burger but like, a special burger? whatever. FUND AN OPERA ABOUT ANOTHER RICH GUY YOU HATE, DIPSHITS. How about you put a concert hall with your name on it in every city in the US and fund their operations for the next decade, if you're so rich????? unless you're too poor to afford that????? How many people do you, personally, directly employ, and what are their salaries? Do you pay well enough to command the loyalty and willing service of any masters of their craft? It would be so easy to win the absolute love and adoration of the masses in this climate but no, they wanna build bunkers and play politics in order to save a few more miserable nickles.

[mikkeneko]

@capriceandwhimsy reminds me of your rabbit hole about yachts

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[joelletwo]

[ID 1: reddit comment reading "Tone of voice does not translate into writing, that part comes from the one reading the message, try reading it in a more sooting tone of voice and you will seen I was not being rude"

ID 2: catcrumb pixel drawing of a cat standing with arms outstretched, meme captioned "interpret my tone / in line with my known sweetness"]

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach