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Some days I’m feminine. Some days I’m masculine. Mostly I’m just a weirdo.

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Urban theory a hip-hop tutting crew based in Italy.

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I know my girl will love this…

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That’s awesome

gfriend

new year same flesh prison

cheaphalloweencostume

i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny

powerfulwizard

I just realized this is actually Eminem and not a guy making fun of him

kristina100000

how is this the funniest fucking gif

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iamoutofideas

Do you guys reckon I should make a pornhub account & upload Macintosh Plus’ リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ?

iamoutofideas

Update:

I have done it

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it has fucking 100% that doesn’t even happen with real porn lol

theneedledrop-deactivated202304

Pornhub is the next frontier for musical exposure.

iamoutofideas

fuck this

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eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)