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wan wan krissy cutie 🐕
Weird Wan Wan secret boss confirmed???
man i wish i was a woman
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed
please say sike
I think if I wrote a book and someone said they read only the dialogue and skipped LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE AND CONSIDERED IT A COMPLETED READING I'd actually become a murderer
When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature:
Short story: under 7,500
Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500
Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000
Novel: over 40,000
Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free. If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.
Yep. In addition, chapters in published novels are generally around 3,000 words in length.
Fanfic writers go hard.
something charmingly twentieth century about this
This counts as a spell
Placeable AOE effect
Antipathy, 8th-level Enchantment
a vague sort of follow-up to my recent noelle drawing. i wanted to give kris a cute outfit too
Ohhhh no unfortunately I fuck with this SO HARD
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(Poor orphan voice) please good artist *shakes bowl* spare me so some AU lore please 🥺*shake bowl*
(Old Harley™ vc) Sure thing, Little Timmy!
What kind of lore was not specified sooo I'm just gonna infodump about Displaced!Molly lol, she is the original roleswap this entire AU was based around after all!
(just in case, spoilers for Prison of Plastic ahead)
Molly's Power Word ability is just the Dune Bene Gesserit voice lol.
Oh wait you're kinda right though LMAO
take this silly sketch
Lori doing the angel with a shotgun pose! (UNDERNEATH IS HER WITH THE BACKGROUND)
(+og)
I might redo this on paper tomorrow
COFFEE MY
ASS
THAT'S MILK
SEVEN IS JUST MILK
(Poor orphan voice) please good artist *shakes bowl* spare me so some AU lore please 🥺*shake bowl*
(Old Harley™ vc) Sure thing, Little Timmy!
What kind of lore was not specified sooo I'm just gonna infodump about Displaced!Molly lol, she is the original roleswap this entire AU was based around after all!
(just in case, spoilers for Prison of Plastic ahead)
It's been a whileeee~
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Following up Trixie and Feenie, continuing this Mundie streak; meet the Displaced AU's own Howie Honeyglow! A hardworking, loyal employee at the Sweet Jazz Museum...or so it seems...
Having Howie take Mera's place in this AU was a tough choice, especially because I originally wanted him to be Percy's partner-in-crime in the Banzai Blasters; unfortunately plot got in the way :P at least things'll be interesting this way
New favourite Trixie just dropped
(from the Lemonade Threequel video)
More of the sillies 🐦⬛🐑
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