Kwitcherbitchen

I will attempt to make this the one place I do not have to censor myself. If you're here, try not to be offended. If you find yourself here and find yourself offended, go fuck yourself.

[qintten]

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[politicalprof]

Dear MAGAzoids:

Wanting billionaires to pay higher taxes, roughly what they paid in 1980, is not communism.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[jluve82]

Nothing quite compares to the feeling when you want to relax by watching something on tv while you do a craft only to realize the only things you want to watch are in Korean and you don’t speak Korean so you have choose to either sit and watch or do a craft and watch something else.

[nezu]

german emotions

[jluve82]

I’ve never had a dream that made me feel insecure before…

[theonion]

[byjove]

since I’ve already exposed myself massively, I want to come out and frankly admit that I wore this pair of shoes nearly every day from 5th grade to 8th grade

my Gorillaz hyperfixation lasted from the time I was 11 to 14, nearly every article of clothing I owned was Gorillaz merch. It started before that. Feel Good Inc came out in 2005 and I remember wanting to bring Demon Days to show and tell in preschool and my parents vetoing that. my gift for my 16th birthday was seeing them live in Atlanta

[jluve82]

You know the ADHD is strong today when you have to remember if you peed when you got home from work before you climb into bed for a nap.

[jluve82]

I am truly raising myself.

Let me explain. I have a child, 12yrs old. He has his own cell phone and his friends (and their parents) all have his number and mine. I can listen to this boy be on the phone with his friends for hours at a time, sometimes solo, sometimes in a group call, but either way spending hours on the phone. The *minute* he gets stimulated or overwhelmed he just hangs up. No “hey guys, gotta go,” or “can we tone it down, I’m getting overstimmed.” Just *CLICK* gone. I asked him once why he doesn’t say anything and he told me “they know if I get off the call, I’m over it. I’ll be back, just need a minute to not people.” Truly, that is the person I want to be, lol. So when I say I’m raising myself, I’m raising who I wanted to be when I was his age. Someone confident enough to be my whole self and with a friend group who gets it.

[jluve82]

ADHD DAVE strikes again.

I made myself breakfast, but knew I wouldn’t have enough time to eat it before I had to leave for work because I also had to shit. I packed my breakfast, put it in my backpack, had my shit, left for work. I got to work, took a pic of the person who always parks in our reserved spot, talked to office management, logged my breakfast in my tracking app, and went through the rest of my usual business for the day.

I typically don’t eat lunch at work because I only work until 1 or 1:30, so I’m home for lunch unless I’m eating with my office mate/best friend. But today, by 11:30, I’m starving. Like my stomach thinks my throat’s been cut levels of hungry. I break down and order lunch, wolf it down and finish my workday. I get all the way back home before I open my backpack again because I’m looking for something and see my breakfast is still in my backpack!

Ugh…at least instead of being 500 over my goal by lunchtime, I’m under by 300.

[itsapmseymour]

Lads, Ladies and Gentlthems,

We must pay respects to a titan of a device

My iPad who has drawn the last 3 years of CosWon material and the book illustrations, has finally decided it’s crossing the cosmic bridge. 😔

[hoofpeet]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

[aberrantemotion]

Ho oh

[dkpsyhog]

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

[aberrantemotion]

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

[dkpsyhog]

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

[jluve82]

If God is omnipresent and omniscient and in control of everything that means God is also a woman with ADHD. No, I will not elaborate.

[demifiendrsa]

An R-rated Bloodborne animated movie is in the works from Sony and JackSepticEye.

[jluve82]

As an adult, how much time do you spend Donald ducking it around your home?

[jluve82]

Sometimes I’m dumb.

I sat on the last 2 baskets of laundry over the weekend because I ran out of hangers. Today, I bought 30 hangers as the baskets looked pretty full. They were full…of towels. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[ultrafacts]

Whiffling is a term used in ornithology to describe the behavior whereby a bird rapidly descends with a zig-zagging, side-slipping motion. Sometimes to whiffle, a bird flies briefly with its body turned upside down but with its neck and head twisted 180 degrees around in a normal position. The aerodynamics which usually give a bird lift during flying are thereby inverted and the bird briefly plummets toward the ground before this is quickly reversed and the bird adopts a normal flying orientation.

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