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@jmchao
Wipe those pathetic loser tears off your winner face. Next year, do better and pawn this sucker off on someone else. In the meantime, practice winning by voting on someone who did.
You're right, Yahoo, I do masturbate to my own failure.
Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?
Mine would say, “Are you pooping??”
Mine would say, “there are a lot of people here.”
mine would say “lol probs for the best”
lolololol
Totes loser pants.
Well that’s fun.
I bet pirate guy is there.
Goodnight. Don’t get syphillis.
We have window behind the sofa…
They hide
Okay. What a wonderful epitaph.
If he kills me I’m gonna blame you
I’m a strong talker!
Oh pooh. Keep trying!!!
Brrrr is right.
Are these the right tampons?
Haha yes v true
We all agree every Gerard Butler movie would be better with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson instead, right?
Tapas.
1994 Ford Explorer. That thing was a beast.
1993 Kia sportage. 😂 it took a shit when I was 8 months pregnant
98 Ford Escort. Frickin’ loved that car.
1991 Honda Civic
2000/01 Volkswagen Beetle. I drove the family minivan more though because it was a stick 😂
2011? Or 2012 idk what year our car is.. Dodge Caliber.
2006 Scion tC
95 jeep grand Cherokee. POS I love you
‘89 Toyota celica convertible. I miss that car😍
1998 Mercedes c230
A 2009 Chevy Trailblazer LTZ
1993 Chevy corcisa. We found it in a feild and it had blood on the inside and a trap compartment I hid my weed in. I loved that car
1994 Saab 900 Convertible. I loved that car, minus the no A/C.
1968 Volvo 122S. It wasn’t sexy, didn’t have working seat belts, and had a hole in the floor I covered with a home plate. I loved it because it was all mine and I could fit 6 people in there on a Saturday night. That’s all that mattered at 16.
1989 black Plymouth Sundance bought for $500. Wrecked it 2 wks later, drove it with a giant crater in the driver door for another month. I felt like I owed it for being real metal and keeping me alive.
1997 red Honda Civic hatchback that I drove until 250k miles and somehow still traded in for decent money
1984 Dodge Charger with an 8 ball on the stick shift and a fake cell phone antenna.
1984 Toyota Tercel Hatchback that was a rusty orange color which my friends affectionately dubbed The Calypso Mobile. It was gifted to me by my mom senior year of high school ($500) and I drove it another year and a half when I was home from college despite the fact that the doors would regularly freeze shut in the winter.
1978 Toyota Celica GT Liftback, canary yellow, manual.
1966 VW Bug, cut it up into a baja bug. 1958 36hp motor powering it, top speed of maybe 55mph downhill in a hurricane. But it could go anywhere in the desert.
1996 Turquoise Dodge Neon. So doofy, so cute, so perfect for teenage me.
1989 Honda Civic. Manual transmission. I destroyed that clutch.
If this was life everyday I’d be real happy.
Obligatory “THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY!!!”
American Public Media's A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor
I know some people have been taking the piss out of Garrison Keillor for years, but appearing on A Prairie Home Companion as a member of the Bach Choir of Bethlehem back in 2007 during my dark Pennsylvania years is a real highlight. Glad to have had the opportunity.
Asian visibility has come a long way on American TV screens. As an Asian-American viewer who pays keen attention to such moments, for me these past few months of television have felt progressive—revolutionary, even. Mindy Kaling and Aziz Ansari have both established themselves in significant, non-st
Interesting read that is relevant to my interests.
On a side note- it’s weird how Hollywood has so much trouble casting Asian actors as their actual nationality. On Kimmy Schmidt, you have a Korean actor playing Vietnamese. On Community and Fresh Off the Boat, you have Korean actors playing Chinese. I guess to the majority of White America there’s no discernible difference?
It’s not something I really feel super strongly about, but just a thing that’s always stuck in my craw.
AVENGERS (plus some schmuck) ASSEMBLE!
A great time was had by all tonight at the Marvel Friends and Family screening of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Big thanks to Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Paul Bettany, Mark Ruffalo, Cobie Smulders, Elizabeth Olsen, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr., for making the evening extra special for the home team!
NOTE TO SELF: If you have the choice between the 4 and 7:30 Marvel screening, go to the 7:30 EVERY TIME.
I got to see the movie but I didn’t get to see the stars.
Sorry Brett :(
Love that RDJ is cosplaying as my middle school art teacher.
When nonviolence begins halfway through the war with the aggressor calling time out, it exposes itself as a ruse.
Always blog TNC.
This seems to be aggressive to women who’ve had a hysterectomy.
Two headshots. 124 pounds.
We want to give a huge huge thank you to whomever the mystery person is that just sent an ice cream cake to our brainstorm room demanding that we bring back Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
Conspiracy theories are already circulating that Matthew Perry personally sent it.
I’m thinking it’s Sorkin.
Totally a Matt Albie move.
Anyone else kind of wonder how long it takes them after they get up to need to poop?
I’m guessing maybe an hour-90 minutes for me. This is also including drinking coffee and water when you get up which speeds the process as I understand it.
Cause sometimes I get up and I’m feelin poopy but I know...
I used to be an "every day,10-15 minutes after waking up" pooper, but as I've continued to lose weight, I'm now a "maybe 2 hours after waking up, every other day or so" pooper. I mean, I sometimes even go 3 days between. It's cray. To have my BM patterns change so much, it's almost like I'm a totally different person.
Emotional Priorities
Some advice worth remembering now and then: Don’t get so obsessed you get unhealthy. Value real friends over status. Don’t drink too much too often. Avoid toxic people and groups. Take breaks. Miss things (the show everyone says you HAVE to watch, the workshop everyone’s dying to get into, even your own show) now and then so you can re-charge. If your friend is getting married during the weekend that there are auditions for house teams, skip the audition.
OK, but what if it's just a bachelor party, not a wedding, during house team auditions?
Billy Joel is the closest thing Madison Square Garden has to a sure thing — certainly more than the Knicks or the Rangers or the Liberty.
All for Leyna is criminally under ranked.
Billy Joel is the closest thing Madison Square Garden has to a sure thing — certainly more than the Knicks or the Rangers or the Liberty.
Fusion Orders Season of Funny Or Die’s “The Chris Gethard Show” to be Executive Produced by Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, and Chris Gethard
Fusion announced today it is adding “The Chris Gethard Show,” produced by Funny Or Die, to its lineup of...
Excited for the possibility of my weird First Times call reaching a basic cable audience.
