Teaching In Tweed

"You can never be overdressed or over-educated." -Oscar Wilde

[wrenwalker]

@napoleonbrolo sent me this and it changed my life

[eeeeeerol-deactivated20211201]

2018

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

[advanced-procrastination]

Hey guys look, JK Rowling published a new Harry Potter short story

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Literally dying 😂😂😂

[edukaition]

LAUGH RULE. I’m dead.

[general-anxiety]

“Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest.”

Mood.

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

CAPITALISM IS VIOLENCE

[thyrell]

menu for tomorrow

[mirelbloggedcrap]

So now people are gonna get angry at those who made a world changing achievement?

[thyrell]

yeah

[teachingintweed]

This chart doesn't seem really accurate. Are they missing a bunch of Saudi oil billionaires?

[ithelpstodream]

[abigailasper-blog]

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[infoneer-pulse]

The analysts discovered that the 7,331 Americans surveyed (who work full time and therefore get paid time off from their employer) took an average of 16.8 days off in 2016, marking the second year in a row of taking slightly more vacation days. That still means that more than half (54%) of U.S. workers are leaving paid time off on the table. As Project Time Off points out, not only does this hurt productivity overall, as breaks from work are necessary, it dings the economy. “If Americans were to use that vacation time, it would generate $128 billion in direct spending, and an overall economic impact of $236 billion for the U.S. economy,” the report’s authors write.

This Is Who Takes The Least Vacation In the U.S. (via infoneer-pulse)

Umm, maybe people don't take the vacation because they don't have the extra $128 billion lying around?

[lolcat76]

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[officialbuttcrack]

Lol wtf

[matvrity]

SCREAMING

[tinfoil-crown-deactivated201801]

Bill Watterson is an insightful dude…

[physicalvocalist]

Calvin’s dad is a radical anti capitalist.

[thegrillzonfire]

[bellygangstaboo]

Everyone want to flex with Gucci belts he flexin with grades, knowledge, and discipline. No need to hate on success.

[tami-taylors-hair]

That shit is wild to me though. ‘This doesn’t benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?’ The VA doesn’t benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesn’t help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I don’t watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.

Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, you’re a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.

[anactofcaprise]

What she said.

[imagine-assembling-the-avengers]

Words to live by. #robertdowneyjr #rdj #marvel

[tampire]

[richwhore]

Trumps cabinet

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

the horrifying part is that it’s not even a little bit of an exageration

[rejectingrepublicans]

[fortuneredding]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.

[mrawesomepants]

Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.

[advanced-procrastination]

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.