Boom Chicka Boom-Boom, Boom-Boom!

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[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[larvitarr]

[arandomthot]

This hits home a little too hard

[arabwife]

me spraying rosewater all over my face: this is gonna fix everything

[silverhawk]

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

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Black Panther (2018)

[mrchandlerbings]

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[powertopsenpai-deactivated20260]

@doujinshi

[imustbenuts]

guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…

girl: Cat’s ignoring you

guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…

[Cat stretches]

guy: Stop it! Oi.

[Cat lies down]

guy: Go away, you! Go away!

girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…

[christinethecatposts-deactivate]

thank u for this translation

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[offi95]

a legend

[jehovahhthickness]

[bobbijaxxx]

She did not have to go that hard.

[novalillies]

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

[tabbran]

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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[castlevanian]

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submitted by @goodwiththechicken

submitted by @fedora-master96

this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

[juliaanoia]

I love these so much

[webcomicname]

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[fuckthekxng]

me