time is never time at all

20~she/him~scorpio mdni / typical jaygirl with incidental mattgirl tendencies

[kingofallgirls]

mr jay mccarrol

[ultimatecrows]

jasonnnnnn

[okjaybird]

jay mccarrol winner of leading role in a comedy at the canadian screen awards 2026

[mattys-marbles]

Matt Johnson "NTBTSTM just won best picture." wink

[mattys-marbles]

A+ and gold stars. you listened so good. you smiled so sweetly.

[rickyapologist]

guy who looks totally normal and doesn't have completely batshit crazy wild animal eyes the moment his boy best friend is talking to a couple of pretty girls

[jaymccarroll]

would anyone like some mattowen dirties yaoi? [x]

[mattys-marbles]

don't follow us !!

[margaritaville]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show) Characters: Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show), Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Unreliable Narrator, Recreational Drug Use, Fighting Kink, Masturbation, Phone Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Masochist Jay McCarrol, Sadist Matt Johnson, Famous Jay Torture Chamber Summary:

The whiteboard is the catalyst, but it really isn’t. It tips over a series of dominoes that lead to Jay’s bedroom, get under his feet, and walk him out the door. But, in the morning after, when the whiteboard has that big, capital D ‘Don’t’ on it, and Matt won’t be honest about having written it, despite it clearly being his handwriting, the whiteboard isn’t the catalyst, because Matt gets up on the couch and erases it, and it’s almost like it wasn’t there to begin with.

A retro/prospective on Jay McCarrol’s fame.

WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! A BIG ONE FOR YA!!!! so EXTREMELY pleased to share this with you.

[cazyhazemave]

[kingofallgirls]

the hole the band realness

[ntbtstzine]

🥠MEET THE ARTISTS🎞️

ITS TIME MEET THE AMAZING ARTISTS FOR NTBTS: THE ZINE!

NTBTSTZINE Page Artists: @leoblooms | @ tourettescore (insta) | broly (newgrounds) | @eldritchbuddy | @ asteroidshitty (twt) | @ connortierney_57 (insta) | @ icecr_em (twt & insta) | @ artofemilyhe (insta) | @fishtrift | @ flapjastic (twt & insta) | @woosh-floosh-art | @mattys-marbles | @ xxxholicatz (twt) | @ drawinmonkey (insta) | @ izzy_fg (insta) | @jeansagain | @ grgikau (twt & insta) | @ psykkez (insta) | @vafrosaon | @ planetmouth (twt & insta) | @xxlunawarriorxx | @squishy-bonez | @ masubis (twt) | @ myskodraws (insta) | @paulisperpostridie | @ mikaraix (insta) | @chewteeth | @ bingobangoboing (insta) | @ hambuhodo (twt) | @ roboticaldog (twt) | @rrhaes | @elexecution | @korunaandlime | @ mr_cwosant_art (twt & insta) | @madagascar2

NTBTSTZINE Merch Artists: @ sproutbox02 (twt) | @catac0l | @ 89marble (insta) | @ dapkev1 (insta) | @goofbell | @ ollievista | @ mepaul__ (twt & insta) | @pendeshu | @homotron3000 | @itslillyillustrates

[holisticcomedian]

couldn’t think of anything to say other than Jay mccarrol call me pleaseee pleasepleaseplease

[mccarrolling]

does anyone here have the jay cover of hyperballad by bjork i saw it on tiktok a few weeks back but the video got removed and i miss it so bad. Pls

[jlaudio]

thinking about it again

[mifhortunach]

from one of the dirties' dvd commentaries

[furnacecrow]

if my favourite person looked this cute and then told me they didn't want to hang out with me i'd also threaten to stab them matt johnson you've never done anything wrong ever.