CallMeJodie
@jodiemecall-blog
So like. This is my Tumblr. My first of a thousand. I've had many, yet none at all. You may be asking, 'What does that even mean, Jodie?!' Welp. I'll tell you. Nothing. Nothing at all. You're an idiot for reading this seeing as though it's wasted a part of your life that you'll never get back. Trollface.jpg. You're welcome. *ENTER PARAGRAPH HERE, LOL* Anyways, if you're still reading, I guess you're ACTUALLY interested in my hilarious, witty as fucking posts. OHOHO.~ I'mma tell you some worthless crap about me. :D Now you're interested, right? I bet your face is like. Pressed right up against the screen. *ENTER PARAGRAPH HERE AGAIN* 1. I'm a GIRL. Duh, my name's Jodie, Lawwwl. 2. I'm 15. 16 in November this year, 2012 on the 28th day. 3. I hate school, it make me depressed. :( 4. My favourite sweet of all time is GINGERBREAD. OH, GOD. SO GOOD. 5. I'm Welsh. Get the fuck over it, I 'Shag' sheep, okai? 6. I hate the word, 'Shag'. Along with, 'Pussy', 'Key', 'Television' and 'Panties'. Wtf is that shit. 7. I absolutely despise 'dem Newbs. Holy shit. If you're 'gonna try be all awesome with your lack of spelling and grammar, please don't do it around me. I'll whoop your ass. There are too many Roleplayers' out there who are Wannabe badasses, trying to Para detail and shit when they can't even spell, "You" without being lazy. It's just there, "U". Wtf. That shit ain't cute, brah. ANYWAY, 8. I have a sister, Laura, a mother, Nicola, who's German and my Old man died when I was about 6 or whatever. Idfk. Cool Story, righ'? 9. I have shit wrong with me. Bro, I, along with a friend, Jess, rofl at shit on Bestgore.com. Look it up, it's amazingks. 10. I'm obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, anime, manga, reading, writing, drawing, yaoi, roleplay, etc, etc. *ENTER ANOTHER PARAGRAPH, PLEASE, LOL.* So's. If you've actually read this far, you get an awesome prize. You get to read EVEN more. Omg. So exciting. On my fact No. 9 about myself. I said I had shit wrong with me. Let's state that shit. 1. I'm insane. 2. Homicidal. 3. Neurotic. 4. Schizophrenic in some cases. UJelly? 5. Just plain out annoying. Probably, a shit load of people hate me because of my. -Cough.- 'Ways'. But that isn't the point. I'm fucked up like that because of a traumatic childhood full of bullying, death and violence. OHSHIT, I SOUND BADASS, NOW. But fuck that shit. I don't want to be badass if it means I have to be hated by bitches. I don't care if I'm hated by chavs, they can go fuck themselves. :L But ya'know. The most unhappy person is the loneliest. So I hope that some people will stick at my side. THANKS, DONE, BAI. -Jodie. *SKIP TO ANOTHER PARAGRAPH HERE.* Okay. So. As I said before, there was a prize for whoever read all of this damned 'About me' section I customised. And unfortunately, my wife read it and wanted me to post some shit about her for her prize, SO HERE GOES. CHLOE. I FOKMOTHERING LOVE YOU. Chur leik. The cherry on top of some freakin' delicious chocolate brownie ice cream. But I don't like cherries. So you can be the Gawd Damn ice cream. 'Cause that shit's mint as fuck. You're always there when I need you to be, that's whenever I have a Bipolar as fok moment. Or if I have 'Relationship' problems. You pick me up when I fall down. Though in real, you probably wouldn't be able to, I'd make worse of your tail-bone probbies. You're what you call a 'True friend' who'll always stand up for what you believe in and slag some bitch off with me behind a chavs' back. We always have awesome times walking to and from school. ... I do anyway, because I act like a complete retard and sing Tangled songs and argue with you to try annoy the hell outta you. BUT YOU STILL HANG WITH ME, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT BROSKI-WIVES DO. WE ANNOY EACHOTHER, BUT KEEP THE LOVE FLOWING. Anyway. I thank you for all you've done for me and everything we've been through, 'cause nobody else but you would even bother to try cheer me up when I'm down. I ain't important enough to them besides to you. I might be seeming full of myself because I know you'll be there whenever I want, but I don't want you to think that you're just someone I run to when I've had a bad day. You're a true friend and I hope for sure that we'll still have such a relationship when we're older. Even if our future is packed with no time to spare, I'll still find the time to call you every fucking day, so get ready for my wrath. And I want you to know that when you're down, too, you can always come glomp me and cry about it. I'll comfort you as much as you want, even if on a school night and it takes all night! I'll stick having to be knackered as fuck for school! 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. So. Thank you. AND GOODNIGHT. I'm completely fucking red, now. *Facedesk.* HOW'S THAT FOR A PRIZE?!
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