An Oof And A Half

She/her. Gamer. Reader. Well-rounded nerd. Fic writer. Inbox open for TLOU ideas and imagines. (I may accidentally be turning into a Fallout blog)

[joelthedinosaur]

Welcome to my blog!

This is a multifandom page featuring TLOU, Uncharted, GoT, Star Wars, Fallout, etc.

Please, please be 21+!! Some of my fics are smutty and I don't need any little baby eyes reading such filth tysm!!!

I have several Joel Miller headcanon posts floating around

I also have a Joel x OC fic in the works (here's the chapter master list!)

Here's some filthy Joel x Fem Reader smut

For a little extra spice: some Porter Gage x Sole Survivor smut

SoSu & Danse at Nuka World - potentially a series??

Pls love on me I am doing my best and just want to show my love and appreciation for everything my nerdy little heart enjoys

Message me. I am always online lmao and I would love friends!!

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[zoethehead]

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

[fractiousrvt]

[helaena-targaryens]

What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms…

[mmelolabelle]

Corlys Velaryon sitting oblivious at the head of the family dinner table, while the family at said dinner table consists of;

• Laenor, his gay son

• Qarl Correy, household knight and very, very close friend of said gay son

• Rhaenyra Targaryen, Princess of Dragonstone, Heir to the Iron Throne, his gay son’s wife, and his daughter Laena’s very, very close friend

• Laenor and Rhaenyra’s sons who look nothing like anyone in either House Velaryon or Targaryen

• Ser Harwin Strong, his daughter-in-law’s sworn sword and very, very close friend, who coincidentally looks very like Corlys’ grandsons

• Laena, his daughter

• Prince Daemon Targaryen, his daughter’s husband who is also (1) her cousin (2) his daughter-in-law’s uncle (3) who said daughter-in-law is very, very close to

• Their daughters

• Rhaenys, his wife, objectively the coolest woman in Westeros, who has flowcharts and a short essay on what a ‘polycule’ is stashed away for the day Corlys actually twigs

[he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle]

I feel the need to clarify why IT ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE FATHER OF RHAENYRA'S CHILDREN IS:

Rhaenyra is the heir. The line of succession passes through her to her oldest living child at the time of her death.

This is DIFFERENT THAN WITH CERSEI. The line of succession didn't pass through her at all; it passed through Robert to Robert's oldest child. It therefore really mattered that Cersei's children weren't Robert's.

ALSO PLEASE STOP CALLING RHAENYRA'S CHILDREN BASTARDS. Yes, Harwin was the baby daddy. No, that does not automatically make them bastards. All her children were claimed by Laenor and legitimized by him. He knew he wasn't the biodaddy, but he adopted* them all anyway and MADE THEM HIS.

This is why -- whatever Alicent wants to infer -- Viserys and Rhaenyra and Laenor and Corlys and Rhaenys and Daemon and Laena DON'T GIVE A FLYING FLIP that the baby daddy isn't Laenor.

[fireandbloodsource]

Joffrey, is it?

[daemonsdarksister]

VHAGAR WHEN AEMOND WOKE HER ASS UP

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …

Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us

Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar

Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard

Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself

Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured

Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that

Viserys:

[baetriots]

Harwin Strong coming up at Rhaenyra like “so I heard the position of being your whore was open”

[anakinsleias]

[witchofvalyria]

"When King Viserys I Targaryen brought his court to Driftmark for the funeral of Ser Laenor Velaryon in 120 AC, the number of dragons gathered on the island led Septon Eustace to call it the new Valyria."

Gif credits: @daenerys-stormborn

[bitchthefuck1]

Honestly, the more you think about it, the less validity Alicent's anger about Rhaenyra's kids has, and the more obvious it is that she's using the "moral high ground" as a cover for her personal issues with Rhaenyra.

Like, setting aside the obvious and well-established fact that the line of succession passes through Rhaenyra, not Laenor, and that her children are legitimized by Laenor claiming them as his anyway, she has zero right to act like they're lesser.

Harwin wasn't some random guard or servant, he was heir to Harrenhal, one of the richest holdings in Westeros, and the son of the king's hand, the exact same position Alicent was in when she married the King.

All of her comments about the boys being "plain featured" or about how she's surprised the dragon eggs hatched for them at all, which are clearly digs at their lack of a "true noble lineage" make literally no sense when they have the exact same lineage as her kids do: the children of a Targaryen and another noble house. Like, the only difference between her kids and Rhaenyra's from a lineage perspective is that somehow hers ended up blond (despite the fact that the genetics for that make no sense) and Rhaenyra's didn't. That's it.

[littlefreya]

Ser Harwin was like 5 minutes on House of Dragon and left an entire fandom in shambles and thirsty for good.

Let

that

sink

in.