Knowst Thou Yon Muffin Man?

Jo, they/he, this is full of reblogs, enjoy!

[liberalsarecool]

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

[redarmyscreaming]

[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

This makes me so sad and also I'm trying to remember if any of the Discworld books dealt with late stage capitalism

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Even though it's hard...stay engaged.

[ultrareginarules]

Keep fighting, keep resisting. It's only over when you give up.

[edwardelricsmissingarm]

Literally shut down a data center proposal in my neck of the woods last week just by the whole town showing up to voice dissent. After 3+ hours of angry community comment the CEO said he was rescinding his proposition and left the Town Hall. Keep showing up <3

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[sunnychuuya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

[smidvarg-and-the-hobbits]

Why is no one talking about how hot this shot is

[moishe-pipick]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[jeanninedupree]

@copperbadge, this seems like something you or your cats need

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4304287254/pope-leo-xiv-by-paintbrush-studio

[copperbadge]

I like the implication that my cats also do crafting (and/or are Catholic I suppose!)

Pope Leo Fabric is definitely somethin' else.

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hurtful

[teaboot]

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

[ayellowbirds]

Only as of 1999. The original, unedited version of this cartoon, by Clay Butler, was published in 1996, and looks like this:

Someone went to a lot of effort to not only remove the cartoonist's credits, but also make the joke weaker. In the original, the graffiti is a lone and comparatively small, unremarkable tag in single-line monochrome. It contrasts with the billboards and signs by being unobtrusive, making it all the more absurd that the pig notices it with such vitriol. The edited version loses the impact by making it stand out in bright color and cover the whole of the wall.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[gostaks]

au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

[tygermama]

“How could you kill your HUSBAND?!” and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[redbelles]

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[da-boy-o-kultur]

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.