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OOC | Joffrey & Roran

OK BUT IMAGINE THE DUMB ADVENTURES THESE TWO WOULD GET THEMSELVES INTO

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OOC | Joff & Lynessa

So Joff is going to pay a visit to the Beaumonts, in respect to Celia’s forthcoming position as Lady Mortain, and I feel like he would probs meet Lynessa at the same time?  In any case, even if he somehow missed her in the east, he’d probs have the opportunity to meet her in the north, when she goes there?  Joff is idealistic, stubborn, and mischievous but he’s got a good heart.  How do you think Lynessa would react to him?

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OOC | Joff & Rowlin

So...Joff...is an idiot and he will def play the gadfly to Rowlin and I just... #facepalm

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OOC | Joff & Isolde

ISOLDE IS AN ACTUAL ANGEL and Joff, like any reasonable person, has only wonderful things to say about her <3

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OOC | Joff & Petyr

Lizzy, do you think these two might be friends????  Like, Petyr is a much better/nicer person than Joff, but I s2g Joff’s heart is in the right place and, regardless, he would totally admire Petyr!!!!!  And want good things for him!!!!!  So he’s probs like ‘no offense but cut that [britta] loose’ hahaha

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OOC | Joff & Arthur

“Wow, that’s a tragic story about your parents...So, exactly why didn’t they kill you, too?”  No, but Joff is highly suspicious of anyone and everyone close to Rowena and has zero respect for them...and he is a gadfly...but he’d probs try not to be ~that obv unless provoked #facepalm

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OOC | Joff & Ned

Nothing but respect here!  Like...Ned has a truly unenviable job!!!!!!  Joff def doesn’t want it!!!!!  Who would?????  I def feel like Joff also knows there’s a lot everyone could learn from Ned, too, and does his best to be mindful and respectful of that!!!

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OOC | Joff & Amia

WOW beautiful, kind, AND rebellious????????  SIGN JOFF THE FUCK UP ;DDD  No, but Joff is mad respect @ amia like how you be like that?????  R E S P E C T .

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OOC | Joff & Elyne

Elyne is a delight 10/10 would agree esp if the judges are all Joff like she’s super fun, amusing, kind, and capable!!!  What more could you want out of a person??????  I ~do think he looooves to tease her bc...he be like that, but in her case it’s def affectionate <3

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OOC | Joff & Ana

Ngl, I think Joff probs had a pr srs crush on Ana, growing up!!!  I def think that faded as they grew older, etc., (and she was presumed dead and all of that...) but, if he knows she’s still alive atp?, I think he’s mostly just happy for her and they’re friends <3

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OOC | Joff & Rob

So Rob is three years older than Joff, which probs seemed like a lot growing up, but probs seems like v little now...esp bc I feel like Joff is probs more emotionally mature atp (tho he’s still v liable to running off half-cocked himself smdh), but he had an older sister who was four years older, and two brothers significantly older than that, so I doubt he was intimidated ;D  Anyway, I feel like since they were of a similar age and rank, they probs got thrown together a lot as kids?  But I also don’t think Joff was particularly fond of Rob, tho like I said Joff is a deadpan snarker/gadfly sort so like...idk if it was immediately obv how absurd Joff found him??????  Soooooo, yeah....I’m not even sure what this relationship might be hahahaha

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OOC | Joff & Helena

Joff does not!!!! know!!!!1 what!!!!! to think about Helena!!!!!!  One one hand, he’s met Alex and Droyn and their sister whose name I can’t remember rn #facepalm and Theodoric and thought they were all awesome.  On the other hand, he’s also met Rowena...and we can guess pr freely what he might think of her ;DDDD  Obv Helena’s had more contact w her sister than her parents, though not a ~ton of either, so Joff is like ????????????  Generally, he likes the Godivas and considers Rowena to be the fluke, but still, it’s hard to say what Helena might be like.  He’s about to meet her, though, as he rides through the east, and I can assure you, it will be w mingled curiosity, admiration, and suspicion hahaha

Anyway, I can also potentially see where these two might’ve played together as children?  Since they’re the same age and her aunt was married to his brother, it might’ve thrown them together a good bit?  That would also probs color his impressions...

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OOC | Joff & Margery

So just a few of Joff’s tropes™ are deadpan snarker and the gadfly, and I feel like these are traits that come out in great abundance w ppl he doesn’t like/respect...such as Margery...which has to be just so! much! fun! #facepalm  

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OOC | Joff & Symon

So Joff is riding across all of Aragoth (secretly in search of his long-lost niece) and perhaps he passed through the west briefly, on his way north?  In any case, if he did, I can potentially see these two meeting up, yeah?  Joff would love Symon!!!  I honestly think they could have a wonderful old time!!  Joff is hot-headed, just, cynical, and idealistic so...he’s a lot of things that don’t seem like they go together but...do in him hahaha  How do you think Symon might react to him?

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OOC | Joff & Dmitrei

Ok, so granted Joff was probs like 8 the last time he saw Dmitrei Massard or Alymar Meriet, but...that’s still old enough to be like ‘that’s the old switcheroo’ when he sees him so I’m guessing Dmitrei will be avoiding him?

BUT!  That being said, Joff was mad respect at Alymar’s snark.  That being said, I imagine they had virtually zero interaction, all things considered, and he probs picked up that he wasn’t ~supposed to like Alymar (though the reasons...were unclear...) and probs steered clear, but he probs still snickered when he wasn’t supposed to hahaha

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OOC | Joff & Sysley

OK but Joff will ADORE Sysley like she is the coolest old lady and honestly Joff is like #goals any time she opens her mouth to sass someone like she knows how to live!!!!!!!  And Joff loves to snark but honestly who, except like Alex and Dmitrei, aren’t amateur hour compared to Sysley when it comes to sass?????  Joff, probably: pls may i study at your knee ive so much to learn ;DDDD

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OOC | Joff & Celia

Ok, so since he’s gonna be in the area, I feel like his dad was like ‘you best introduce yourself to lady celia as she shall shortly be wed to lord mortain’ and then joff laughed and then his father glared and joff was like ‘ohhhh you’re srs wow poor thing’ and then agreed ;DDDDD

Anyway, so I def think he’ll be stopping off to say hello!  Honestly he just...feels so sorry for her like...marrying loys????? having any sort of involvement w margery whatsoever?????? #nothanks #getoutwhileyoucan #saynotothedress