Noice!

Jake - He/Him - Adult - John McClane (Die Hard) hearted, Andy Samberg hearted and Jake Peralta (B99) fictive from @blackboxtheatrecrew - Sourcemates, fans of my source and any cool people who love ska and video games are welcome!

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[seriously-though-wtf]

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

[helila]

Confessions of a Former Bastard Cop

I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were.

[anobeko]

👆Really really good article by the way. Feels like a good piece to show to folks you know who are still on the fence about things like police or prison abolition. Plus the pseudonym the author uses is hysterical, and he's really quite a good writer.

[subsequentlysilly]

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

[cryptid-stimming]

Charles Boyle x Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99) Stimboard (with navy blue and themes of detective work, body stims, pistols and action figures) for @clownfessionsofficial

x x / x x x / x x

[blackboxtheatrecrew]

We requested this for 👑Jake and 🎮Greyson as a platonic ship stimboard! 👑Jake is a Jake Peralta fictive and 🎮Greyson happens to be Charles Boyle kin. They are also good buds! 👑Jake in general is also just v easy to get along w/ and has little to no enemies in-system. I'm glad we got this board. It's always nice to see things affirming their bond! This was also very quick. 10/10 work from OP!! Thanks a million

🎭Blurry (🎮Greyson?)🎭

[guapl0rd]

@john-mcclanes-left-leg haha yaaaaay us!!!!!! Friendship!!! BD

[john-mcclanes-left-leg]

YESSSS SWEET FRIENDSHIP!!!!

[grahamsgarrett]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE 2.23 – Johnny and Dora

[hazyaltcare]

A moodboard for an Andy Samberg facthearted pluran who is a positivity holder, but is having a tough time; with themes of roses, Harlem, NY, and peaceful imagery.

Mod Haze (🎮Greyson)

For my systemmate 👑Jake, aka @john-mcclanes-left-leg

We love you! BD ❤️

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

EVIL POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!

:3

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[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[john-mcclanes-left-leg]

Factheart culture is being facthearted with your source's actor and living vicariously through him, wondering if you could've made it in music and entertainment just like he did.

[nataliawoods]

[cherylblossom]

#NEVER FORGET

[renrapp]

i’m a brooklyn baby. (insp)