[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[cerulean-city-gym]

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[lakevida]

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

[memorycycle]

me: god this leaf is so delicious . and what did you say it was called?

caterpillar: *silently munching*

me: your like a zen master .

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[rottingfacade]

I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

like this if you think people in airplanes are gay

[auckie]

What happens do it mean if I reblogged it

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Every woman just died

[ruinsofathen]

I am inside you - I am you, and you are me

1. Stay alive, Jung kook 2. Intro: Serendipity, BTS 3. Illustration by Daniel Horowitz 4. My Universe, Coldplay X BTS 5. I am you You are me, ZICO 6. With you, Jimin and Ha Sung Woon 7. Metamorphosis by Titian (2012) 8. Maria Amaral (1950) 9. To the desert, Benjamin Alire Sáenz 10. Self-recognition through the other 11. A self portrait in letters by Anne Saxton 12. The Castle by Franz Kafka 13. Belle Fiamme by Denholm Berry 14. ratsandlilies.art (Ilaria Ratti) on Instagram 15. I am You, You are my by 6 Day Riot.

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

lets take ibuprofen together

[sweetnrr]

i printed it out and nailed it to a tree

[fearsomeandwretched]

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

#you have kids coughing covid into teachers' faces bc parents protested mask mandates and refuse to vaccinate their kids#then you accuse teachers of indoctrinating children because they might mention that a gay person exists#and you expect teachers to be human shields against an assault rifle#all for abysmally low pay#and surprise! people decide to say fuck that shit!!!

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[kodigriffinofficial20]

Very good advice for both the writer and the critiquer.

[podencos]

I made one too

[razorgirlpenis]

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

[headspace-hotel]

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]

@nostrem feelin some sort of way?

[nostrem]

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]