[evilwizard]

say no more

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[human-pet-they]

(bi guy smoking a cigarette in bed next to a woman) you literally ate that uppp ... mother is mothering

[elliespectacular]

A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day

[zitongzi]

This websites hatemail game is insane

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[smokingtigerhiddengun]

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[edamamefiend]

the bg3 adjustable party limit mod is so cool im pulling up to gortash with a brockhampton amount of shooters

[lonestatus]

most importantly if you learn about things you will be able to understand art better. or whatever fag shit it is you like

[efoxgirl]

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other