[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[vita-min-bunniii]

imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[worldsworstfemale]

turn off the fucking fireworks i’m trying to k hole