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Maro’s Core 2021 Teaser
The new core set has a lot of exciting new cards, including:
• A brand new planeswalker (from a plane we’ve visited)
• A card that lets you draw half of your library.
• A +1/+1 tribal lord for a creature type that’s never had one. (A creature type with over fifty cards already in print.)
• A character with a Vanguard card and a legendary creature card gets a second of the latter.
• A card with thirty-one different options.
• A card that gains all activated abilities of a certain subset of cards in a place it’s never done it before.
• A card that uses a nonevergreen named ability over twenty years old.
• A card with the words “battlefield”, “cast”, “creature”, “converted mana cost”, “end of turn”, “exile”, “graveyard” and “mana cost”.
• An aura inspired from a cycle from Urza’s Sagablock
• A nonevergreen enchantment subtype returns
Core 2021also has a number of fun reprints, including:
• A popular character first introduced in flavor text.
• A French Vanilla mythic rare.
• A popular aura that started as part of a cycle.
• A card with a unique protection.
• Two cards played in tournaments that have been reprinted over twenty times with at least five different pieces of art
• A card that’s never previously appeared in a premier set.
• A card that’s never been reprinted before which has a 2, 3, 5 and 6 all appear on the card.
• A Human Monk.
• A card from the Time Spiraltimeshifted sheet.
Have fun speculating!
What your favorite Commander colors say about you:
Mono-White: You haven’t had friends since 1999.
Mono-Blue: You play the min-maxed wizard in your Dungeons and Dragons group.
Mono-Black: You’re probably into BDSM or something.
Mono-Red: You listen to Eurobeat while you play Mario Kart.
Mono-Green: You’re an animal rights activist. You have definitely thought about fucking a tree.
Azorius: You haven’t had friends since 1999 and also you regularly get shoved into lockers.
Dimir: You’ve carefully built and maintained the extensive profile of an edgy Sonic the Hedgehog OC without telling anyone.
Izzet: Your taste in music consists of nothing but songs from the 1980′s and experimental theremin tracks.
Simic: Your favorite movie is The Shape of Water and everyone knows why.
Boros: You were one of the people who signed that petition to put the Robocop statue in Detroit.
Orzhov: You are very good at pretending to be rich on Tinder in order to get laid.
Selesnya: You own twenty Rasta hats and can tell the difference between each one at a glance alone. You have attended Burning Man every year since the 60′s.
Golgari: You regularly cook and eat roadkill.
Gruul: Your first fandom was Shrek.
Rakdos: hurt me daddy
Naya: You are obsessed with The Land Before Time.
Bant: Every inch of your living space has been power washed repeatedly and plated with three layers of chrome.
Esper: It is your goal in life to build the ultimate sex robot.
Grixis: You’re a dentist.
Jund: You’re a regular customer of Bad Dragon or equivalent.
Mardu: You have a framed pin-up poster of Genghis Khan hanging on your wall.
Jeskai: You like to astral project regularly.
Sultai: You call snakes ‘danger noodles’ whether they’re venomous or not.
Abzan: You have some kind of fetish for shrinking/growing. Mostly growing.
Temur: But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…
Witch-Maw: You’re the asshole at the table who plays Atraxa.
Ink-Treader: You bless the rains down in Africa.
Dune-Brood: You hate sand. It’s all grainy, and it gets everywhere.
Glint-Eye: You ship the partner commanders together.
Yore-Tiller: You’ve written hot, steaming Tezerret/Ral Zarek fanfiction.
Five-Color: You don’t exist.
How does these make you feel, and there are 5 of each DTY? (down to yiddy)
why must you subject me to full text basic lands
@imperialseal best art for edh lands
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I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
Why do straight people always refer to each other as 'the wife' or 'the husband'
Like in the context of "can't watch the football game tonight, gotta take the wife out to olive garden"
Like she's not a person or loved one or anything she's just The Wife
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Wait til you learn about Stygean Blue
Your brain is a badly-designed hot mess of bootstrapped chemistry that will tell you that all kinds of shit is happening that has no correlation to physical reality, including time travel. It just makes things up. Your brain is guessing about what’s happening when your eyes saccade, what’s happening in your blind spot, and what the majority of the visible light spectrum looks like, and you don’t know it’s happening because it doesn’t aid your survival to become aware that a lot of what you see is fake.
The human eye only has three types of color sensitive cones, which detect red, blue, and green light. Your brain is making up every other color you perceive.
Let’s have a little fun with that thought. This is the visible spectrum of light.
You will of course note that yellow is on the chart. Yellow has a discreet wavelength, and is therefore a distinct physical color. But we can’t see it.
“Sorry, what the fuck?”
What we call yellow is just what our brain shrugs and spits out when our red and green cones are equally stimulated. We have light receptors that can pick up on the physical spectrum of light we call yellow: that’s why yellow things don’t just look like moving black blocks to us. But your brain has no fucking idea what the color yellow looks like.
Some animals have eyes that can perceive the color yellow! Goldfish have a yellow cone in their eyes. If they could talk, they could tell us what yellow looks like. But we wouldn’t be able to understand it.
What your brain actually sees of the color spectrum:
We can measure the wavelength of light, so we know that when we see ‘yellow,’ we are seeing light in that 550-ish nanometers range. But we don’t have a cone in our eyes that can pick that up. Your brain just has a very consistent guess about what color that wavelength of light could be. We decided to name that guess ‘yellow.’ We can’t imagine what yellow really looks like any more than a dog can imagine the color red.
Here’s the funny thing: your brain is never perceiving just one photon of light at a time. Something like 2*10⁸ photons per second are hitting your retina under normal conditions. Your brain doesn’t individually process all of them. So it averages them out. It grabs a bunch of photons all coming from the same direction, with the same pattern, and goes, “yeah, that cup is blue, fuck it, next.”
That’s how colors blend in our eyes. So sure, if a photon of light with a wavelength of 550 nanometers bounces into our eyes, we see what we call “yellow.” But if we see two photons at the same time, coming from the same object, one of which is 500 nms and the other of which is 600 nms, your brain will average them out and you will still see yellow even though none of the light you just saw was 550 nms.
So how does magenta factor into this?
Well, as we’ve just established, when your brain sees light from two different slices of the visible light spectrum, it will try to just average them together. Green plus red is yellow, fuck it. If it’s more red than green, we’ll call that ‘orange.’ Literally who gives a shit, we’re trying to forage over here. There are bears out here and it’s so scary.
What happens if you take the average of blue and red light, which we perceive to be magenta? What’s the centerpoint of that line?
Fucking green.
Hey, that’s not gonna work? We live on a planet where EVERYTHING IS GREEN. If something is NOT green, that means it’s either food, or a potential source of danger, and either way your brain wants you to know about it.
So your brain goes, WHOOPS. Okay - this is fine. We already made up yellow, orange, cyan, and violet. We’ll just make up another color. Something that looks really, really different from green.
And so it made up magenta.
So, physics-wise, is magenta “real?”
No; there’s no single wavelength of light that corresponds to magenta. But you’re rarely seeing only a single wavelength of light anyway. And even when you are, every color other than RGB is a dart thrown on the wall by your meat computer. This is the CIE Chromaticity Diagram:
Explaining this thing is a little more than I want to take on on a Saturday morning, but I’ve included a link above that goes into it a little more. The point is that only the colors that actually touch the ‘outline’ of the shape actually correspond to a specific wavelength of light. All of the other colors are blends of multiple wavelengths. So magenta isn’t special.
Given that color is just a fun trick your brain is playing on you to help you find food and avoid danger, is magenta real?
Yeah, absolutely. Or at least, it’s just as real as most of what we see. It’s what we see when we mix up blue and red. It would be disastrous from a survival standpoint to perceive that color as green, so we don’t. Because it’s not green. Light that’s green has a wavelength of around 510 nm. Stuff that’s magenta bounces back light that is both ~400 and ~700. Your brain knows the difference. So it fills in the gap for you, with the best guess it has, same as it does with your blind spot.
The perception of color exists within your brain, and your brain says you see magenta. So you see magenta.
So I googled Stygian Blue and…
Yall.
FORBIDDEN.
HOW TO SEE THE FORBIDDEN COLOURS
Hyperbolic Orange is the color my soul is
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How mad do you think the Christians are that the domain name Adam and Eve dot com belongs to a sex toy company
Can someone please explain why this is so hysterically funny to me
So is Puerto Rico ever gonna have a revolution and dump all the Bacardi into the bay of San Juan or...?
Idc that this is a shitpost made by a robot, I'm using this image whenever I announce something I'm happy about.
My friend made a bet with a girl in his marketing class over who would get the highest score in the class this semester, and the loser would get an ass tattoo of the winner's choosing. They tied for highest score. They're both getting ass tattoos.
Update: his ass tattoo has been chosen. It's Elmo.
Me @ blue control players:
Today I encountered the card Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
And now, because of the very obvious parallels, I cannot stop thinking about an EDH deck full of permanent sacrifice spells and boardwipes called Tidying Up with Michiko Konda.
In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.
op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet
look they are indistinguishable even in scenes where they are both present
What’s worse is that’s Matt Damon and Leonardo Decaprio in the picture and I don’t think anyone’s noticed that yet.
i thought one of them was Tom Cruise
It's not just me!!!! Jfc I always thought I was defective because I cannot for the life of me tell Matt Damon and Mark Whalberg apart, I'm so relieved to hear that nobody can.
I have been informed that my gift wrapping is "not festive".