Johni The Urban Witch

Johni, They/Them, 24, Bi (Single), Florida, USA. Gnostic Christian, Seminarian, Urban Witch, Occultist. High Tech-Low Life Gothic Academia.

[loopygifz]

Dumping Paper airplane

[allsystemsblue]

gasp

[johni-the-witch]

why is this so aesthetic?

[horrorandhalloween]

by Pigbee

[rbhvleo]

you are a monster and you’ve turned me into one too

[strangesigils]

“Endurance”

Have this sigil on you during times you may have to endure certain unpleasant things. This sigil will aid you in getting through it.

[strangesigils]

“Suicide Is Not The Answer”

Requested by @typewritergirl360

If you feel like ending your life is the only answer, keep this sigil with you and please talk to somebody

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bashircore]

Whenever i see posts about wizards and their orbs my mind goes straight to Sisko. Reblog if you agree that Ben Sisko is a wizard with an orb

[weyounbathwater]

[Image: Benjamin Sisko holding up his baseball]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Benjamin Sisko pondering an Orb

[welovewaves]

【Ａ　Ｋ　Ｉ　Ｒ　Ａ】

[watchoutforintellect]

Emily Dickinson, from “The name – of it – is Autumn” (poem 656) featured in The Complete Poems

[tilldeathdousart]

[strangesigils]

“I Am Safe On My Travels”

Carry this on your person during times when you’re travelling

[transvampirerights]

[whaleinwhite]

[eggastential-biscuits]

[shittywitchadvice]

shitty witch tip #274

Got inner demons? Roll a sage blunt and smoke it.

[just-an-average-eldritch-horror]

@witch-without-gender

[johni-the-witch]

Hmmmmm...

[little-witchys-garden]

🌖Be Nonbinary🌘

💀Do Necromancy🔮

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[the-bi-bilingual]

Bird, delicately approaching the concrete, and then-

[bunjywunjy]

the truth is even funnier: that’s a predatory ground bird called a sariema, which are known to prey on other bird’s eggs!

so what’s actually happening here is that this guy thought he’d found an unattended egg smorgasbord, only to get a nasty shock when he tried to actually bust them open…..

[bunjywunjy]

so uh yeah we’re basically just watching a bird go “fuck!! FUCK!!!” repeatedly and it’s pretty great. you’re welcome

[threeamserif]

dark academia asks

I - pages - one book you're currently reading

II - notes - fancy notebook or paper scraps?

III - library - favourite author?

IV - hour - favourite time of day?

V - calendar - favourite season?

VI - aroma - incense or candles?

VII - caffeine - tea or coffee?

VIII - ink - expensive fountain pen or chewed up biro?

IX - edition - perfect condition hardbacks or dog-eared paperbacks with broken spines?

X - silk - scrunchies or plain hairbands?

XI - keep - proper bookmark or random items used as bookmarks?

XII - stack - how many books are you currently reading?

XIII - escape - favourite da location in a video game/tv show/movie

XIV - background - favourite album/genre to listen to while working?

XV - eve - favourite album/genre to listen to at night?

XVI - quill - longest work you've written? (whether academic or not)

XVII - dream - what do you listen to, to fall asleep?

XVIII - campus - dream university?

XVIX - history - oldest book you own?

XVX - wardrobe - favourite piece of clothing and/or favourite accessory?

[johni-the-witch]

Go For It!