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| he/him | 24 | Flipline/Papa Louie fan | I suck at Sauce Station and Pop Dart. Also CIVILIZATION VI AND KAMEN RIDER HAVE JOINED THE PARTY

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Civ 6 Kristina is essentially a freak.

I love her.

[johnsonmcjohnson]

"Hello. My name is Triệu Thị Trinh. You declare war on me. Prepare to die."

-Bà Triệu

[johnsonmcjohnson]

After ~6 months of grinding (I have a work to do too). There comes my angel.

[brattylikestoeat]

Mute this. The music is annoying.

Follow @brattylikestoeat for more.

[evas-apartment]

[beatlesweatles]

Penis Music Saturday

[johnsonmcjohnson]

All you get from following these recipes, beside diabetus, is ear cancer

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Ads are the new Death and Taxes. And it's distressing that how we have to inevitably let that sink in. May God bless us

[johnsonmcjohnson]

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People in 1907: For the next 100 years there will be flying cars, space colonization, and a cure for cancer!

2007:

[meepmorps-art-trashcan]

[johnsonmcjohnson]

This.

This is gold. I love it.

[civilizedcompany]

apparently the Civ 6 Facebook page is run by meme loving fucks

[johnsonmcjohnson]

I'd like to state the absence of Basil II (Byzantine leader) but I have to say that...

It's perfect. This meme is perfect.

[lunaziggy]

“We are, by the Grace of God, Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. And soon, dare I say, the empire.”

(I hate coloring lineart lol, will probably never do that again)

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Victoria *in Elizabeth I's voice*: WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND!?

[orionali]

can’t stop

thinking about her

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Lady Thicc Thighs...I mean Lady Six Sky lol

[x1nyuui]

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Bad joke ahead:

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A cyclist?

Perri: *puts on hat with Tart on it*

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: PERRI THE CYCLIST!?

[tsunflowers]

[johnsonmcjohnson]

The pink DonBrothers is essentially Joji's (Filthy Frank's) Pink Guy persona. Boukenpink's backstory is kinda sad one tho

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Tsarina Catherine from Civ 5 vs. Civ 6's Catherine de Medici who would win?

Spoilers: it's the Tsarina ;)

[kalla103-deactivated20240328]

saying this to people who seem cool

[johnsonmcjohnson]

Tfw you got hit on by a Latin American general

[lunaziggy]

Surprise Kiss

Cyrus decides to come at Tomyris with a sweet surprise kiss, instead of a surprise war, for a change.

[johnsonmcjohnson]

My starting bias towards Civ fandom was shipping. BUT.

This is definitely equivalent of the Indonesian Jongs. This is the best ship.

[shapespace]

Fry the french

[johnsonmcjohnson]

*laughs in baguette and espionage*

[mothman-clarice-2]

It's done.

This started as a joke but I kinda like it now.

This was all because of my chickens named after Gorgo and Cathy who were absolutely gay for each other.

@civilizedcompany

[johnsonmcjohnson]

By the names of Ramkhamhaeng the Menas Gerais and U-boats are out of control