JohnTheAussie

Downunder Innuendo

[dankmemeuniversity]

[johntheaussie]

My Wife let's me walk with her like this???

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[voxmyriad]

where is the lie

[outofcontextdnd]

“in our defense, we’re morons.”

[johntheaussie]

@outofcontextdnd

[baezen-deactivated20180716]

so the new zealand all blacks are fucking legends and now their new rugby jersey’s reveal the rainbow flag once stretched

The famous All Blacks team wants to show its support for the LGBTI community after Israel Folau’s controversial statement damning all gays to hell

[chibihobbit]

SHIT. THIS IS THEEEE COOLEST WAY TO SUPPORT. I WANNA WATCH A GAME NOW.

[stickmarionette]

Please check out the awesome launch video, which features the men’s team (the All Blacks) and the women’s team (the Black Ferns) equally:

[labambinafantasma-deactivated20]

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

[theconqueeror]

It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.

[wisestudentninja]

I’m not in or from Europe but I’d rather send this around and help y'all out.

Every bit counts.

Especially when it comes the Internet, no matter where you live, it’s a valuable resource and allows connection all over the world.

[sing-artist]

If this goes on i won’t be able to make fanarts ever again…

Please ask to vote no!

Or reshare! 

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[n-n-e-b-u-l-a-a]

Seriously thank you.

[fawning]

I will always reblog this.

[johntheaussie]

Hidden gem near The White Blow. #ThisIsQueensland #Queensland #Creek #Water #Explore #Trekker #Hike #Walk (at Queensland)

[johntheaussie]

This little guy loved picking off the giant moths and the random piece of roast beef thrown its way occasionally... #Outback #Queensland #ThisIsQueensland #Australia #Bird #BirdWatching #Photography (at Queensland)

[johntheaussie]

When the resident echidna finds a massive ant trail, it doesn't care about onlookers. #Australia #Echidna #Queensland #Mining #Outback #Spike #Ants #Fauna (at Osborne Mine)

[johntheaussie]

@apiegohome...

[johntheaussie]

Sunset at the Duchess pub. #Duchess #Sunset #Queensland #ThisIsQueensland @australia @tourism_au @travelqld #Clouds #Silhouette #FireInTheSky #HashAllTheTags (at Duchess, Queensland, Australia)

[johntheaussie]

Ya know... I've got to admit, I miss this job at times and not just because of the great crews I worked across or the bar atmosphere... I mean the actual job itself. Believe it or not, hours on end grinding and cutting back the metal then double that too throw them into the old Ausrock machines to reshape the bits. The ability to cut out the world with ridiculous decibels and finding a rythym that allowed you to flow through the percussive bits. Driving into the portals underground was truly entering a different world. #Nostalgia #Mining #BitSharpening #Osborne #Queensland #Isolation (at Osborne Mine)

[johntheaussie]

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Stood around with @ianjamesknight watching the storms roll in... #Storm #Lightning #Evening #Queensland #ThisIsQueensland #OurQld #Australia @australia (at Mackenzie River)

[johntheaussie]

I don't think think there's been a trip where I haven't stopped here since I was a kid. One of the few rest stops you can camp overnight at... always a favourite no matter time of day or night. #Travel #RestStop #Waverly #WaverlyCreek #Queensland #ThisIsQueensland #OurQld #Explore #Camp #StLawrence (at Waverly Creek near St Lawrence)

[johntheaussie]

Driving into the sun can be a pain in the.... eyes. #Queensland #Bowen #Australia #Travel #Explore #Sunset (at Bowen, Queensland)