#imagine

i’m 26 any pronounce

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

walcome to my blog

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- jjba

- golden kamuy

- hxh

- obey me

- dungeon meshi

bg3

- skibidi toilet

- stardew valley

- i forgor the rest

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1. be good to each other

4. there's occasionally sex jokes on here so don't follow if ur uncomfortable with that

8. this account is rated 16+ i don’t have time to go through all my followers but please respect this and if i notice u are under that i’m blocking

2. incest/abuse shippers and people who sexualize minors will be executed by firing squad

3. transphobes kill your selves

2025 update this has lowkey turned into a vent blog sorry. i'm lonely and i need to complain about it somewhere. promise i'm not this sad all the time <3

[hiveswap]

that one friend breakup. How do you feel about it

i still miss them a lot and would reconnect

I still miss them but i dont remember any specifics of us hanging out

i still miss them but no desire to reconnect

i got over it by now but i remember stuff

I don't care/remember specifics anymore at all lol

never had one of these/dont know what you mean

Voting ended onJun 26

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

>> finally notices there’s an explore tab on tinder where u can choose to only look at other bisexuals

>> there’s only 26 of them

>> it’s all DL men and couples looking for a third

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

u literally have to deal with men on dating apps like demons except instead of ur soul they just want to fuck. but they'll take more than pussy from u if u let them so u have to be very careful not to give them too much emotional support because they'll drain ur energy and not give u any effort back. like as long as ur operating within the bounds of an established contract they're fine u can have fun with them but u cannot have compassion for them they are creatures of evil

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

when u know he wants to kiss u but he’s shy so u pretend to be clueless and make him get all flustered and start stuttering

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

are the people i've kissed bad at it or do i just not like kissing.. cuz ive been matching with a whole bunch of ppl and making out with them for science and its so unenjoyable. i just dont like the sensation of kissing it's slimy and gross. it doesn't feel natural at all

ive only kissed men because horny men are extremely easy to come by so it might be different with women but ive had no luck with them so far. and ive only kissed 6 people so maybe its also just bad luck. but who knows

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

trying to come up with reasons why the male bg3 origin characters are ripped despite only having 8 strength

astarion: malnourished and dehydrated so the little muscle he does have sticks out

gale: enchanted himself to look buff and/or he was doing chloe ting ab workouts in his tower when he got bored

wyll: it takes a lot of core strength to cast eldritch blast actually

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

I know diavolo isn't dead and I know you have him.. let him have his freedom ⛓️‍💥

he’s literally happier here than he would be outdoors where he could get hit by a car or hunted by coyotes

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

(wip) oblivious autistic demon x traumatized woman who thinks she’s the most disgusting unloveable person in the world. yes it’s cropped bc they are nakey

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

ugh i got the new obey me game just for the small chance to get some more diavolo and simeon lore and simeon doesn’t feature even once feels bad man. i mean at least there’s angst potential with diavolo officiating our sham marriage. legalizing human-demon marriages just to lose ur crush to somebody else lol. ik the devs won’t do shit with it but i’m looking forward to the fanfics

[fuckedelf]

I don’t like making toys no more

[fuckedelf]

I just wanna fuckkk

[poanist]

I'm a little late for this trend but eh

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

all my close friends are now in relationships with people whose company they value more than mine we barely hang out i feel like an abandoned puppy

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

quiz: would my homophobic mother think you're a lesbian? she thinks most of my friends are lesbian, and half the women we see in public, and also me (i'm not, just non binary, but she doesn't believe in that)

[1percentcharge]

why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

average guy on dating apps doesn’t matter which one: yeah i used to work at amazon but didn’t like it so i joined the military my hobbies are playing video games and watching youtube no i don’t do anything else or have any other interests but here’s my dick