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Need her bouncing on it while my friends watch

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

solarishashernoseinabook

Plain text of the small text:

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

dewberrybramble

THIS ALSO APPLIES TO ERROR CODES.

bad1dimagines

we’re really getting into the specifics now

glamwisegamgee

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

isntnothing

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

jumpstartfactoftheday

The original release of JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade and JumpStart Adventures 4th Grade: Haunted Island include hidden screens within their files with the messages "you should not see this" (for JumpStart 3rd Grade) and "You should never see this screen." (for JumpStart 4th Grade). The intended purposes of these screens isn't exactly clear, but they do accomplish not being seen in-game, as stated.

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

absyyynth

whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

whyenn-reader

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

segamascott

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

lesbeid0u

waytoohigh63

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it

suppermariobroth

Extremely rare Donkey Kong 64 render of Diddy Kong from behind. This was only ever used once, in the German official guide for the game, and never appeared in any other material, including guides from other regions.

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