The Phantom Thieves as John Mulaney quotes
Joker: “You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers.”
Mona: “Ah, numbers. The letters of math.”
Skull: “I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.”
Panther: “Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?”
Fox: “I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
Queen: “I was once on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old fashioned sentence.”
Oracle: “Sometimes, people would say: ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ But that just meant, ‘Stop.’ They didn’t actually want to know my thought process.
Noir: “Oh, well, thank you for asking. You know how I’m filled with rage?”
Crow: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.”
