bibi's bookshelf

bibi. ace. 21+ where all the shit that i read finds itself resting. avatar picture courtesy of @iguanamouth

[voidsentprinces]

A Realm Reborn: Behold the power of swords and magic! IN A WORLD RULED BY CRYSTAL AND MACHINERY! ONLY THEIR MIGHT CAN HOLD THE CHAOTIC FATES IN P--

3 Seconds into Heavensward:

[enrozed]

Strong gege

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[arcaniumagi2]

worrkkkkk Cashier person WORKKKKKK

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[lamignonette]

[teaboot]

biblically accurate barista

[themetalhiro]

Someone else can deal with that.

[smeemos]

No Dacula here..... smeemo doesn't even have teeth smeemo promises (lying)

[rickybabyboy]

i believe you (truthful)

[smeemos]

SMEEMO UPSIDE DOWN DACULA ATTACKULA

[rickybabyboy]

#SCARY

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[restricted-on-13th]

[cracklewink]

gif of my friend's cat

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[thydungeongal]

Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway

[thydungeongal]

That's right, I am serving Cnut

[mjthefaeva]

I mean this so kindly, but I have this primordial urge to shove you into a locker.

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[tarragonthedragon]

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem