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honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

vee-vee-writes

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

knightofleo

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

astarlingdiscovery

seancosy

I can’t even articulate how much of a role model this man is to me

transfagrified-in-the-void

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

gumi-megpoidd

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

transfagrified-in-the-void

Hey rb this!!!

marxistprincess

conejossays

That explains a lot

carbon--14

GET THEIR ASS

dogin8

ALEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY KING

tittyblade

WAIT JUST REALIZED IT WAS HIM

ABSOLUTE KING

hotvampireadjacent

That’s what ethan winters looks like? Put it back! I don’t want to see this

christianstepmoms

communistbussy

stupid mantwink

insomniac-arrest

I want a reverse Cruella movie where it’s about this bitch

giving her entire fortune and inheritance away to some cats??? hell yes!! A cat saved her mother’s life from a bunch of dogs pushing her off a cliff.

kaczynskis-deactivated20210616

brucebocchi

me when the bastards at cheesecake factory bring me a hog trough filled with cajun pasta

cielsoleil

Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton

serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty

Response for when the far-right pick a fight by spewing ignorant divisive bollocks, then claim that they're being 'bullied', or 'cancelled', or 'oppressed' or 'silenced' when other people argue back or criticise them for said bollocks.