( !* 📲 ; safiyah !!! ⇄ joo joo 🍕💅🏼💛
safiyah: IM HURT
safiyah: ill come up to ur suite during break and annoy u with all my damp hair n swimsuit bc i LOVE U
safiyah: UR SO PASSIONATE ABOUT POOL SAFETY I LOVE THIS
safiyah: YES THEY DID
safiyah: they'll shit in my pool if i tell them im currently texting the star they love most
safiyah: how about those nice pretty walmart rings that look like it could be sold by tiffany and co??
jolie: as am i after your ":~)" face rather than a real emoji??
jolie: but then again the new ios update emojis r ugly so i mean yikes
jolie: ill have towels out in the front of the door ready so u can dry up and now wet my floors w ur chlorine water
jolie: speaking of chlorine water, does your hair smell?? like is the color disoriented im v concerned over ur hair
jolie: IDK IF IM PASSIONATE ABOUT POOL SAFETY BUT IF IT MAKES U HAPPY THEN SHIT U RIGHT !! POOL SAFETY IS SO IMPORTANT !! NO RUNNING IN THE WATER !!! OR ON THE SIDE !!! BREATHE WHEN U SWIM !! NO JUMPING !! SAFETY !!!
jolie: sdogfijbdvoijklm tell them but also take a video and send it to me because shit can go viral and we can all meet ellen together
jolie: ive already met the jimmys i just need ellen and with this video opp it can finally happen
jolie: uhm...??? walmart rings?? ... saf... i love u ... but like...
jolie: how about ill gift u the rings and then u can give it to me and i'll act surprised
jolie: WE CAN DO THE BEYONCE DANCE AT OUR WEDDING
jolie: LIKE THE VID OF THE GIRL AND HER BRIDESMAIDS DANCING AT HER WEDDING W THE BEYONCE SONGS
jolie: WE'D BE 10X HOTTER TOO OMG












